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A RETRACTION, AN APOLOGY AND AN EXPLANATION


After giving it much thought and consideration, yer old pal Jerky has decided to remove the Daily Dirt editorial dated July 11, 2002, which has caused so much offense to so many Thai people over the last week and a half. This decision has been an extremely difficult one for me, and I feel that I owe my readers an explanation of the reasoning behind it. I'll try to keep it brief.

First of all, if this seems like a victory for the hundreds of Thailanders who have been spam-blasting literally tens of thousands of curses, death threats and assorted gibberish to the Dirtfiles message box, to my personal e-mail, and to the e-mail addresses of dozens of our advertisers -- as well as to numerous other individuals who work for the companies with which our website is even tangentially connected -- then so be it. If I said their efforts didn't have an effect, I'd be lying. Sometimes, assholes win by playing dirty. An argument could be made that recent history shows it's the only way to win, but let's leave that for another time.

If it had only been a matter of death threats and spam-attacks, I may never have relented. I've heard it all before, over the years, from a motley assortment of Bush cultists and conservative movement Useful Idiots, many of whom live a whole lot closer to me than Southeast Asia, and all of whom own guns. Besides which, promising to end a life as miserable as yer old pal Jerky's is hardly any kind of threat at all. Also, my colleagues and associates -- while more than a little annoyed by the inconvenience -- were coping with the situation with any and all appropriate countermeasures. Everything, in other words, was under control.

However, there were a handful of kind, heartfelt messages from very sincere Thai people who expressed their grievances and defended King Bhumibol's honor in a patient and rational manner… and these are the messages that tipped the balance in my decision. That, and the fact that the offending piece wasn't all that funny or well written in the first fucking place.

So what has yer old pal Jerky learned from this experience? Two things. First, that it only takes a small amount of rational kindness to cancel out a torrent of spewing, irrational hate. And, second, I love mango chicken far too much to risk getting blacklisted at my local favorite Thai food emporium.

Last but not least, here's a reader-created image of yer old pal Jerky's sweet puss pasted onto the front of a cockroach, for all you "hatas" out there… Enjoy!

Sincerely and with love,
yer old pal Jerky



Send all Jokes, Letters and other stuff to Jerky: jerkyleboeuf@gmail.com


 
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From bon : I love The King

From SOMEONE WHO LIVED IN THAI : YOU ARE VERY BAD. DID YOU KNOW? THAT RAMA IX IS NOT ONLY THE KING OF THE COUNTRY, BUT HE IS ALSO THE KING OF HEART OF ALL THAI PEOPLE. I THINK I SHALL REPORT THIS WEBSITE TO THAI ICT.

From Kings People : you can be killed
we warned you


From love a king : you are disgusting , most

From kru kon thai : hey idiot america do u think who r u?????fucking hell go 2 hell




BLOODY CRIMINAL AMERICAN'S EARTHWORM



From Anonymous : Google Adsense ...

From Thai people : very very bad.

From raysuge : Please, help citizen.

From long live the king : no joke ...........!!

From long live the king : you don't authority complain with king.

thai people love and worship king . His Majesty is father thai people .



From sdgdgds : Thai people will do any thing to protect some one who more important than their life.

If some one attack you for your life I think you will do any thing even a dirty fight to protect your life.But King of Thai is more important than their life.

From Melissik : One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when I walked into the house, he followed me, sauntered down the hall and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back. He resumed his position in the hallway and slept for an hour.
This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar "Every af

From pro mung tai : pro mung tai pro mung tai

mother Fucker





From L : I bet you wish you hadn't taken it down now, right? All these assholes bashing you for doing exactly what they've harassed you for... I can only wish I could have seen this "joke" that's caused so damn much commotion. People need to learn to be a little less sensitive, and realize that this in the internet, and here, anything goes. That's the beauty of this place.

From ku tahi : mung kid wa mung me kwam ruu mak mai rear sud

pro wa king koung mung tam mai dai awang king khong kuu chai mai

mung wa kon thai kwam ruu tum

ngang mung rhoung maa kang pudd thai kaa ku mai

suddddddd



55+ Ku ruu wa phouk mung prear mai ork

i pounk kwayyyyy

55+

From Kon Thai : Bad!!

From Stoned and appalled : You guys need to think about other people, before making such statements. You don't have a leg to stand on, nor a right to be offended, if this is how you behave.

Maybe your parents didn't instill this into your up bringing.

Your king would be appalled with your behaviour. If he wasn't, then he wouldn't deserve defending.

From Another lil Thai Grl : Man, fer real if u dont kno wat else to do with ur trash life..
jst go f u c k your mother fucking self!

Your mom maybe never taught you anything, but atleast if u r one of a human being ..u supposed to kno u shouldnt do wat u r doing right now, man.

your mother fucking mind is not deserved to even think of our king name.



GET A FUCKING LIFE MOTHER FUCKER!!

OUR KING IS THE BEST !

From EnSannEn : Let's this be just another 1 lesson for your Website. idon't wanna see that again.
And Whoever who wrote that Silly Message, Thai ppl. not dump or Blind or Deaf.
They know best what the things are and you don't have to post those things to us. No matter how you say about our King.
We love him.
as i can surely die for him
as you can die for that Message.

From EnSannEn : Let's this be just another 1 lesson for your Website. idon't wanna see that again.
And Whoever who wrote that Silly Message, Thai ppl. not dump or Blind or Deaf.
They know best what the things are and you don't have to post those things to us. No matter how you say about our King.
We love him.
as i can surely die for him
as you can die for that Message.

From EnSannEn : Let's this be just another 1 lesson for your Website. idon't wanna see that again.
And Whoever who wrote that Silly Message, Thai ppl. not dump or Blind or Deaf.
They know best what the things are and you don't have to post those things to us. No matter how you say about our King.
We love him.
as i can surely die for him
as you can die for that Message.

From EnSannEn : American may got the power. i know the power of money best.
Their power is came from such thing like American Express huh?
one thing you can't buy from other people,
It is Respect.

From EnSannEn : it shows that your education system didn't work.
Speak to those F-u-c-k-i-n-g Ministry you have and ask them to put the word
"POLITE"
IN every Little US Student Textbook.
and the things like this would never happens again.

From EnSannEn : i know USA doesn't have King and the Royal Family for them to love so i think i'm quite understand hoe this problem occur however,

Those Who don't have King doesn't mean that You can Scold on the King of the other Country.


From EnSannEn : Nomatter who hire you as a Webmaster i require you to MOVE your Suc---ky ASSS and do something else that is LEAST WORLD - COMMUNICATE
I am Thai, That's why i'm upset and that's why i'm writing this comment.

From EnSannEn : Hey...

i think u r well educated enough that you can hold such a Big Site on the Internet.

As well as you are Dump enough, Did ya know that it shows ppl. all over the world of such a rude and rough work of your multimedia - communication on this site.

How can you let those Fastly Rough ppl. like that to post suc things on this website.

it's easy that's why you get tons of E-mail to you.

Nomatter who hire you as a Webmaster i require you to MOVE your Suc---ky ASSS and do something else that

From Anonymous : You are gonna dying in hell , for sure

From babygirly : scheisse amerikaner ihr seid alle idioten !!!!! geht sterben

From Smile : I dont know but why i dont find such informative and profitable sites so often, I suspect blogging world is becoming so small that we cant find such lucrative sites like this one.

From FROM POOR THAI PEPLOE : TAKSIN NEVER DIE HE IS HERO IN THAI PEPLOE HART HE MUST COMEBACK THAILAND WE WANT YOU

From Anonymous : TAKSIN NEVER DIE HE IS HERO IN THAI PEPLOE HART HE MUST COMEBACK THAILAND WE WANT YOU

From gestibar : nice )
))

From we r thai : Taksin paid lots of money to some people around the world to hate our king and love him,,,he is so bad adn he made this web

From thai : everyone should know Tuksin made this web..my friend s in USA, taiwan , hongkong ,japan tole me the same

From Yet another Thai person : Thank you for taking the page down. I know it might not have seemed like a serious joke to you, but for the Thai people, insulting the King is possibly one of the worst things you can do. The respect for the current King runs very deep in this country and insulting him, well, you saw what happened. It's true that some people do gossip about the Royal Family here, but never to that extent when talking about the King, so thank you again for taking the page down.

From Thai the best : it's no joke about this. We don't like that you say. plz change it now.


From CNX Guide : Such A Pity Lizard You Are! You Can Change Your Skin's Color but You Never Know Why... and How.....

From The Kingdom of Thailand : WE LOVE OUR KING.

From Replay Post : From Kon Thai Hey Folk,, F-uck you and go to Hell, Mother F-cker
From Anonymous fulk...you
From thai peple Fucking
From phiphatphong fuck....you



From I AM THAI : No joke in thailand.THAILAND'S KING IS THE BEST.You are not Thai,you do not know!


From I AM THAI : Our respect to our KING is worth much morrrrreeeeeeee than your fucking mango chicken OK idiot.....


From thai peple : Fucking

From so sad when saw that jokes of urs : i wouldn't mind you joke about anything in thailand, just pick anything you want to make jokes about, for heaven sake you can even jokes about the crown prince and people wouldn't be this mad but please leav the king out of it, at least the 60million people in thailand did not find it funny at all

From Kon Thai : No joke in thailand.....

From Kon Thai : Hey Folk,, F-uck you and go to Hell, Mother F-cker

From Anonymous : fulk...you


From Apology accepted : I see he has written an apology already. So guess we can stop with the cursing already!!!

From KHON THAI RULES : Hey I understand that some americans are super stupid!! some smart! but hell u're the most stupidesssssttttt.....tt ever born on earth. I know king is a human but u shouldnt play with him like you did to your mother or wutever! he's the highest person that you cant even touch. To Thai he's more than just a king. but anywayz, stupid learns, thank god u removed this out before you 'll be in deep shit!

From bestyiv : You a bad guy the king of Thailand is the greatest person and people love him for all time . You shouldn't talk about him like that.
Please go to hell . YOU BASTARD and WORST . I HEAR!.

From KU KON THAI : The king of Thailand is the best in the world and there's nothing to argue with you since everyone knows this obviously.

From phiphatphong : fuck....you

From A Thai person : Thank you for removing it yer old pal Jerky! Please just don't do it again.

Comment Cop, you are a low-life uneducated creature and we shall ignore you.

From Comment Cop : Thai people.... your King sucks little boys cocks!!!

From From Love Thai : go to hell!!!

From Kuay mean dick in your Mom assss HOLE : How come your guy fucking idiot...This is my KING...OK!!! do not touch him ....KUAY

From student in Thailand : wow you guys are not thick-skinned enough. Dont you think your over reacting is exactly what sites like this are designed to produce? You are only promoting this behavior by over reacting. I know plenty of Thai's that gossip about the royal family all the time. I know how most Thai's feel about the Prince and his wife. Some Thai's believe and/or accuse the King of have Murdering Rama 8, and then say his mother covered it up. Dont act so righteous.

From Kuy Admin : Why u do this ???
Are u human or u r buff??????
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o
ooo
ooooo
o oooooo
o oooooo
oooooooo
ooooooo

From Thai love king : Hey (fuck)america why u write about my king in the bad thing Y u do this .R U human? R U born in Earth? Kuy! Ai sadd! Ai hear!

From Beach guy : As an American who also lives in Thailand six months a year,you have proven to me and the Thai people how just how ignorant certain americans can be.People who live in glass houses shoud not throw stones.The people of Thailand have work ethics and compassion that have come to elude us as Americans. After reading your reveiw I really doubt you have ever been to Thailand and if you have your probably I am sure you never left the bar stool at the corner pub Theres a Thai word that descibes people like you E D

From Beach guy : As an American who also lives in Thailand six months a year,you have proven to me and the Thai people how just how ignorant certain americans can be.People who live in glass houses shoud not throw stones.The people of Thailand have work ethics and compassion that have come to elude us as Americans. After reading your reveiw I really doubt you have ever been to Thailand and if you have your probably I am sure you never left the bar stool at the corner pub Theres a Thai word that descibes people like you E D

From Thai : It's a shame while some of American people who have smart brain invent a lot of good things for both their own country and world but still many shitheads who just only have heads to grow hair only , not the place to contain good creative brain. If these people are hopeless to improve to be better people. They all should be sent to hell.

From Thai : It's a shame while some of American people who have smart brain invent a lot of good things for both their own country and world but still many shitheads who just only have heads to grow hair only , not the place to contain good creative brain. If these people are hopeless to improve to be better people. They all should be sent to hell.

From Thai : It's a shame while some of American people who have smart brain invent a lot of good things for both their own country and world but still many shitheads who just only have heads to grow hair only , not the place to contain good creative brain. If these people are hopeless to improve to be better people. They all should be sent to hell.

From Thai Joker : I have a good idea for you to make some jokes. Put a sign on your T-shirt saying "I'm American" and standing alone in Iraq. See what joke it will be. We, Thais, will laugh with tears for you.

From Thai People who love our King : It's a pity for you American who called yourself "Well Educated and Civilized people" to have a very disgusting behavior like this. Don't be too proud of yourself and think you can do anything to the world as all you have done show how stupid and low-class you are. Thailand maynot be a big , rich country but we have the Greatest King who has been doing all good things to his people unlike your idiot leader who sent all American to die in war. Your idiot leader should stop fucking around with other count

From Thai Citizen : I'm extremly sorry to say we have no pity on 911 disaster your people had. You were all deserved it if still making fun of others. Our King and his royal family are not for your joke. You dirty pigs go to hell.

From Thai People who love our King : It's a pity for you American who called yourself "Well Educated and Civilized people" to have a very disgusting behavior like this. Don't be too proud of yourself and think you can do anything to the world as all you have done show how stupid and low-class you are. Thailand maynot be a big , rich country but we have the Greatest King who has been doing all good things to his people unlike your idiot leader who sent all American to die in war. Your idiot leader should stop fucking around with other count

From andy : We forgive you. Lowly educated people like you do that all the time. Aside from formal education, you probably have a mother who's a whore and a dad who's a pimp that never thought you anything. People like you makes us realize that there are still lots of disrespectful worthless shitheads in this world

From LB : He is BELOVED king... He loves his people. His people love him. I think I understand you. You are just so proud to be fucking American who have know only your stupid President in this life. And, you are pitiful enough that will never know what the real meaning of the word "KING" is, even though it's the English.

From thai girl : Mother fucker! You doesn't know anythings about our country and our KING. So shut up your mouth and go to hell.

From another Thai : Thanks for your understanding and thus removing that page. FYI, although we know you guys make jokes about other princes or the Queen of England, or sometimes Jesus, those are things we don't quite understand. We do respect our King so deeply. We don't stand taller than a picture of our King. Same with our belief toward the Buddha, we don't take a Buddha statue to decor our home or garden the way it has been put to fashion these days. I hope this message answers you why we don't do such things to o

From Thai Gals : I know you have high educated,but why you act like this?
Or your mommy is a bitch,have no time to teach you but spend time for chasing many fucking guys for have sex every night.

From sad : I have no more comment , just GO TO HELL! Fucking IDIOT.

From sad : I have no more comment , just GO TO HELL! Fucking IDIOT.

From E DORK : THAILAND'S KING IS THE BEST,

AND U R SO STIPID LIKE LIL COCKROACH WHICH ONLY KNOW THE

WORD "FUCK" ANS UR FACE LOOK LIKE A CRIMINAL . . SO UGLY

From Cb : U may need more respect to other people's beleive but anyway thanx for yr recent action.


From LOL : Ugly mind and ugly face!

From Little Thai Girl : Such an idiot to make the worst joke about our king. You've never know him personally, please do not make it like he's one of your dumb friends. I don't know you have any bad experience in Thailand but the king is the most important person in Thailand and he has never hurt any people. Please give him a great respect although it might be hard for you to understand this. You might need time to develop your brain and mind. Poor Old Jerky!!!

From little Thailander in Washington DC : Jokes are all good ,pals,so far it is appropriated concerning people beliefts/thoughts/mannerism.... and all others needed to be considereded to give a good jokes,harmlessnot (so much)offensive.....we call it a tasteful jokes.
No excuses as "this is a jokes... a jokes couldn't br taken serious" If you proclaim a right to a practical jokes which is proved unappropriated and offensive, you are pretty prone to hatre and anger too, not to mention a cyber-attacks, as the other people proclaim the same kind

From Anonymous : Our respect to our KING is worth much morrrrreeeeeeee than your fucking mango chicken OK idiot.....





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