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SPECIAL ALL-FILLER EDITION!
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MINUTIA AND INCONSEQUENTIA
Democratic party chairman Howard Dean continues to roil the political waters. When asked for a reaction to Vice Preznit Dick Cheney's comments about his mother during a recent interview on Fox News, Dean replied: "My view is that Fox News is a propaganda outlet of the Republican Party and that I don't comment on Fox News." A bit self-contradictory when you think about it, but also true.
Holy Aryan Superman, Batman! Archeologists in Germany appear to have uncovered evidence of an ancient, mid-European civilization that built a vast network of temples, thousands of years before Egyptians built the first pyramids! Sure, the structures in question are mostly mounds of dirt and timber, but the message is still valid: White people ROCK! Kinda makes you wonder how they (d)evolved into this horror.
A swarthy foreigner with a name like some heathen demigod relocates to the golden paradise of America's Heartland, opens an abortion clinic that's more abattoir than medical facility, and ends up devouring the flesh of his tiny victims. It's Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson's dreams come true! You couldn't make up better right-wing propaganda fodder than this.
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Yer old pal Jerky's Words of Wisdom #275:
Time eats life.
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Jesus Fucking Nailholes! Remind me never to get on Tyra Banks' bad side. Not that she has a bad side...
Somebody doesn't much care for Warner Bros' planned "extreme make-over" for Bugs Bunny and the rest of the Looney Tunes gang. Yer old pal Jerky concurs one hundred percent.
I would so date this girl.
Who knew Preznit Dubya -- a.k.a. da P-Rizzy -- was such a skilled rapper? Nice fashion sense, too.
What makes this video so fuckin' hilarious is that, for a few seconds there, she sincerely believes her husband is about to murder her.
Just keep telling yourself, it's only a game.
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