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GOVERNMENT SPIES AND ALL KINDS OF LIES
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FILLER BRIEFS!
Despite Congress passing a law expressly forbidding it, the Transportation Security Administration secretly collected extensive personal information -- and is maintaining files -- on airline passengers, both foriegn or domestic. When confronted with documents proving allegations of these illegal practices, a TSA representative replied: "Whadda YOU gonna do about it?!" and was swiftly hailed as a patriotic hero by the Keyboard Kommandos of the right-wing bloggosphere.
BEFORE... Read all about the war before the war, and see if you still think the Downing Street Memos are no big deal. All through the fall of 2002, yer old pal Jerky remembers watching that snickering, simian mongoloid Bush spewing bullshit about going to the United Nations because he wanted to avert an invasion. All the while -- and well before the Congressional resolution that unleashed this catastrophe -- the neocons were illegally bombing Iraq to smithereens.
And AFTER... In the hectic days before the American military's handover of occupied Iraq to its transitional temporary interim puppet government, billions upon billions of dollars in cash was "loaded onto giant pallets for shipment by plane to Iraq, and paid out to contractors [Halliburton, anyone? - Jerky] who carried it away in duffel bags." But don't you worry! All that moolah wasn't in the form of greenbacks. It was Development Fund for Iraq money, which Washington had frozen in the wake of the U.N. Food-for-Oil pseudo-scandal. In other words, we didn't only beat them up; we took their wallet, too. The "broad daylight mugging" analogy grows truer by the day.
Somebody at the BBC doesn't want you to know that the MOON IS FALLING DOWN RIGHT ON TOP OF US, MAAAAN!!!
According to the New York Times, tech titan IBM is planning to hire more than 14,000 new workers in India this year, even as they proceed with layoffs of up to 13,000 workers in Europe and the United States. But all you high tech types out there shouldn't panic. Y'all are used to relocating, anyway, and yer old pal Jerky hears there's over 14,000 new openings for taxi drivers in beautiful Bangalore!
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Yer old pal Jerky's Words of Wisdom #282:
The best thing about eating at an Indian restaurant is that nobody can tell when you fart.
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