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CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENTS A-GO-GO
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LOWEST COMMON DOMINATORS
In a desperate bid to head off a reverse Republican landslide in November's midterm elections, Preznit Dubya's puppet-masters have ordered him to fire up his lunatic base by reviving the previous election cycle's failed push for a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage.
In an Orwellian twist, the White House has even tried to frame this desperate and divisive posturing as a civil rights issue. Fortunately, this tactic seems to be backfiring on them. That doesn't mean they're going to stop trying, however.
In fact, according to yer old pal Jerky's sources, this rotten administration plans to trot out a whole slew of constitutional amendments designed to motivate the mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, spite-fueled activist minority that forms the hard core of the Republican voting block. Here are just a few of them, collected in this list of the…
TOP 13 OTHER CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENTS
BUSH WANTS TO PASS!
13. The Executive Immunity from Prosecution Amendment
...in order to ensure a smooth continuity of governmental services despite the rampant and widespread corruption and criminality of government officials.
12. The Democratization of Science Amendment
...because it's time we put that whole "God versus Darwin" thing to a binding referendum and get on with our lives.
11. The Emancipation Proclamation Retraction Amendment
...our ability to remain competitive on the global stage depends on it.
10. The Don't Mess with Texas Amendment
...because you don't want to be messing with Texas.
9. The Natural Disaster Non-Interference Amendment
...are we really so arrogant as to believe we should intervene during Acts of God?
8. The Official Recognition of Biblical Infallibility Amendment
...because the Bible is infallible. It says so right there in the Bible!
7. The Rehabilitation or Quarantine Amendment
...offering homosexuals a real choice, not just liberal lip-service.
6. The Fair and Balanced Media Amendment
...because nothing ensures unbiased coverage quite like the threat of quarter million dollar fines.
5. The Reconciliation of Church and State Amendment
...ensuring a successful post-Apocalyptic future by correcting the heretical mistakes of the past.
4. The Total Information Awareness Amendment
...because those who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security are exactly the kind of patriots this country needs right now.
3. The Rotating Socio-cultural Scapegoat Amendment
...giving Blacks, Gays, Muslims and Hispanics some breathing room by letting them share the responsibility of providing Americans with a collective cultural pressure-valve.
2. The Fetal Suffrage Amendment
...because you can't just go around aborting voters, now, can you?
1. The Permanent Republican Majority Amendment
...you're just going to have to trust us that this will all be for the best in the long run.
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Send all Jokes, Letters and other stuff to Jerky:
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JOKES!
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Today's first joke was sent in by Trembly Dale!
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow.
A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?"
The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since we had that efficiency expert out, he determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."
The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"
The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my privates. When I need to go, I simply pull the string to get my penis out, go, and return to work. Since I don't actually touch myself, there's no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."
"Wait a minute," said the diner. "How do you get your member back in your pants???"
"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."
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Thanks to our old pal Dave on Dope for sending in today's second joke.
In a second grade sex education class, Suzy asks "Teacher, can my momma get pregnant?"
The teacher asks, "How old is your mother?"
Suzy says "Forty."
The teacher says, "Yes, Your mother could get pregnant."
Suzy asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?"
The teacher asks, "How old is your sister?"
Suzy answers "Nineteen."
The teacher says "Oh my yes, your sister certainly could get pregnant."
Suzy asks, "Can I get pregnant?"
The teacher asks, "How old are you?"
Suzy says, "I'm seven years old."
The teacher says, "No, you can't get pregnant."
Little Johnny gives her a poke and says "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."
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WORST JOKE OF THE DAY
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Today's syruppy "message" joke was sent in by SSG Tucker...
The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?"
He reminded the other dinner guests what they say about teachers: "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach."
To stress his point he said to another guest; "You're a teacher, Susan. Be honest. What do you make?"
Susan, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, "You want to know what I make? I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could. I make a C+ feel like the winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor. I make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall in absolute silence. You want to know what I make? I make kids wonder. I make them question. I make them criticize. I make them apologize and mean it. I make them write. I make them read, read, read. I make them show all their work in math and perfect their final drafts in English. I make them understand that if you have the brains, and follow your heart, and if someone ever tries to judge you by what you make, you must pay no attention because they just didn't learn."
Susan paused and then continued.
"You want to know what I make? I make every other profession possible. I make a difference. What do you make?"
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THEY SAID IT!
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"These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arrazies. I have never seen people enjoying their husband’s death so much. ... And by the way, how do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy."
- Ann "Thrax" Coulter isn't exactly "reveling" in Matt Lauer's reading of her own incredibly stupid words back at her. In fact, in her cocaine-fueled fluster, she comits an act of psychological projection so pathetically blatant that the studio audience literally gasps in scornful pity. Ya gotta see it!
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"Having my husband burn alive in a building brought me no joy. Watching it unfold on national TV and seeing it repeated endlessly was beyond what I could describe. Telling my children they would never see their father again was not fun. And we had no plans to divorce."
- Lorie Van Auken, one of the "Jersey Girls" -- whom Coulter dubs "the Witches of East Brunswick" -- responds to Coulter's insanity via the Daily News. A razor-cock choke-fuck might have been more appropriate, but also illegal.
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ON THIS DAY
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June 1
In 1921, this was the day of the Black Wall Street Riots. A prosperous black community in Tulsa, Oklahoma was burned to the ground by a 5000-strong mob of armed white folks, who were enraged that a 100-strong mob of armed black men had convened on City Hall in order to prevent the lynching of a shoe-shine boy accused of raping a white woman. [She later admited making up the story - Jerky] At one point, the city called in bi-planes to air-bomb the community with dynamite, leveling it. Officially, the body-count was 81 (21 whites, 60 blacks), but estimates have ranged as high as 3000. Many records were destroyed during and after the attack, and efforts are underway to examine abandoned mine-shafts in the area, long-believed to have been used as mass graves for hundreds of unaccounted-for blacks.
On this day in 1980, Ted Turner's Cable News Network -- better known as CNN -- begins broadcasting its particular blend of USA Today-style quasi-news-nuggets and obsessive-compulsive overcoverage of irrelevant bullshit... And it's been all down-hill from there.
On this day in 1975, guitarist Ron Woods replaces Mick Taylor in the Rolling Stones. Chaos ensues.
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READER'S SOAPBOX!
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Got a gripe? Pet peeve? Have your say in the Daily Dirt! Columns can pretty much be about anything, as long they meet the following criteria: 1) don't write shit that'll get us in trouble. 2) Keep it interesting. 3) Keep it short. 4) We don't edit your mistakes. Oh yeah! feel free to send a picture of yourself if you want.
TOPIC: 2004 WAS STOLEN
care of: MattDragon
Here is irrefutable proof, complete with documentation, that the 2004 elections were stolen.
Republicans prevented more than 350,000 voters in Ohio from casting ballots or having their votes counted - enough to have put John Kerry in the White House. But despite the media blackout, indications continued to emerge that something deeply troubling had taken place in 2004.
Nearly half of the 6 million American voters living abroad (3) never received their ballots - or received them too late to vote (4) - after the Pentagon unaccountably shut down a state-of-the-art Web site used to file overseas registrations. (5) A consulting firm called Sproul & Associates, which was hired by the Republican National Committee to register voters in six battleground states, (6) was discovered shredding Democratic registrations. (7) In New Mexico, which was decided by 5,988 votes, (8) malfunctioning machines mysteriously failed to properly register a presidential vote on more than 20,000 ballots. (9) Nationwide, according to the federal commission charged with implementing election reforms, as many as 1 million ballots were spoiled by faulty voting equipment - roughly one for every 100 cast. (10)
The reports were especially disturbing in Ohio, the critical battleground state that clinched Bush's "victory" in the electoral college. Officials there purged tens of thousands of eligible voters from the rolls, neglected to process registration cards generated by Democratic voter drives, shortchanged Democratic precincts when they allocated voting machines and illegally derailed a recount that could have given Kerry the presidency. A precinct in an evangelical church in Miami County recorded an impossibly high turnout of ninety-eight percent, while a polling place in inner-city Cleveland recorded an equally impossible turnout of only seven percent. In Warren County, GOP election officials even invented a nonexistent terrorist threat to bar the media from monitoring the official vote count. (11)
But what is most anomalous about the irregularities in 2004 was their decidedly partisan bent: Almost without exception they hurt John Kerry and benefited George Bush. After carefully examining the evidence, I've become convinced that the president's party mounted a massive, coordinated campaign to subvert the will of the people in 2004.
Across the country, Republican election officials and party stalwarts employed a wide range of illegal and unethical tactics to fix the election. A review of the available data reveals that in Ohio alone, at least 357,000 voters, the overwhelming majority of them Democratic, were prevented from casting ballots or did not have their votes counted in 2004 (12) - more than enough to shift the results of an election decided by 118,601 votes. (13)
In what may be the single most astounding fact from the election, one in every four Ohio citizens who registered to vote in 2004 showed up at the polls only to discover that they were not listed on the rolls, thanks to GOP efforts to stem the unprecedented flood of Democrats eager to cast ballots. (14) And that doesn't even take into account the troubling evidence of outright fraud, which indicates that upwards of 80,000 votes for Kerry were counted instead for Bush. That alone is a swing of more than 160,000 votes - enough to have put John Kerry in the White House.(15)
- MattDragon
[Click on the above link for the numerated references. - Jerky]
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FIRST AMENDMENT ZONE / ASK JERKY!
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The reason why Christianity is such a violent religion, I suspect, is because Xtians, just as non-believers, see no evidence of their god punishing people for violating their god's commandments. Therefore, they must do their gods bidding by smooting their perceived enmities. Saint John
[Could be. Or maybe it's just humanity in its entirety that sucks. - Jerky]
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Jerky; A friend well-versed in American history pointed out the other day that Warren Gamaliel Harding was stupid and corrupt but not dangerous. Richard Nixon, on the other hand, was corrupt and dangerous but no one ever said he was stupid. But Dubya? He wins the Triple Crown! All the best, Rbenc
[All three were also ugly. What a coinkeedink! - Jerky]
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Jerky; Here's what the rightwingers don´t want you to see happening in the
churches, and what they´re doing about it. Leonel
[They're updating their website? - Jerky]
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Hey Jerky; A British company has recently developed computer chips that store and play music in women's breast implants. This is a major break-through, as it promises to silence those women who are always complaining about men staring at their tits and not listening to them. Jimon
[I don't get how that will work, exactly. - Jerky]
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Hi Jerky, Do a Dogpile.com search on General Smedley Butler, see entries under the #1 listing. You might want to post some of it. SINcerely, Y.O.P. Saint John
[He's the guy what got kilt by them Indians, ain't he? - Jerky]
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Hey jerky here's an excellent bbc documentary on Intelligent Design. Conor
[So what are we gonna do about it? - Jerky]
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Hey Jerky; Have you heard about the Climate Stewardship Act? It's a bipartisan bill in Congress to undo global warming. And your help is needed to get it passed. Global warming is the number 1 environmental issue we face. And America -- the largest global warming polluter -- needs to act. Environmental Defense is working to get 1 million people to sign the online Emissions Petition in support of this bill. Hundreds of thousands have already signed. Please, do as I did and sign the petition today. It's easy -- just use this link. Eric
[But I heard some guy say that global warming was fake! Surely this means I needn't pay attention? - Jerky]
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From markbigg : Hi, nice site!
The site's very professional! Keep up the good work!
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From unknown : Well, it seems the majority of Americans in here doesn't even know their law well. The amendment that allows freedom of speech are only to circumstances(which if you're not a lawyer, then you don't know the extent it reaches). Of course I know since someone I know is a lawyer. So keep that in mind. Also, when you used this host, I hope you read the agreement between you and the host? If you haven't, then you should re-read it about 10 times. Then you'll see which rules you have broken. It's useless fo
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From FireFox : KimHuang, Six just cobbled together bits and pieces of other "classic" jokes and made one rambling one. I believe he included you to more endear you to we the regular readers. I feel like you are just like us as in you harbor no ill will toward anyone just for the sake of it Maybe it's just me, but you seem like just one of the guys to me. I like to believe that we all basically care about the same things in life, no matter where born.
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From Jerky : Thanks for the backup, KimHuang! Like I say in today's Dirt, I don't believe the people here represent all Thais. It's all just jokes in good humor and without any serious intent. Although it's true I don't believe in the legitimacy of ANY monarchies (the Queen of England and the Pope included).
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From KimHuang : I have some American friends, and they do joke about everything. Even about their own parents! Haha. After a while I can understand that and get used to it. That's why I know Jerky's intention is simply innocent, plainly for a good laughter. It's just so happen that I'm also a Thai. Thus, from the way we were brought up, we take this joke to our hearts. Even by instinct, you may say.
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From KimHuang : Six, I also noticed the word 'diplomatic' you labeled on me. Perhaps sarcastically to point out that I am trying to be a hero or raise my self-esteem? Well, I sincerely am not. I am not threatening Jerky to remove it. I am not saying that he is wrong. I am simply asking as a person to a person (in a different country), and hopefully as a friend to a friend, for his little extra favor.
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From KimHuang : Six, now with another many vocabularies I do not understand added, I got confused. May be it has something to do with the bending over and me with the spoon. But wouldn't that be bad on you instead? Well, I still don't get it. This joke is simply not for me, hahaha.
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From fux face MF Jerky PONY Fire Fox : i saw yo daddy fucking a dog on the road n yo mommy shove 2 dildos along the street
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From AUN FROM THAILAND : I love you KimHuang
Please continue what you have done
I will support you
And I am so impress every Thai did for our belove KING
This is not gonna end easily
I am sure it will be big problem for u guy
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From Six : Well KimHuang, that's why it's a Worst Joke. It's a working composite of this particular cyberreality mixed with the punchlines of jokes that are no longer funny because they've been overtold. Sort of a tossed salad of humor bubbling with freshly squeezed ranch dressing. I forgot to add to it though that "...so Six bends over and farts." That's the cherry on the cake if you get my drift.
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From KimHuang : Six, of all nations in the world, American makes best sarcasm and ironic jokes. That is an honest compliment.
I only feel that your joke was made one me but don't get it. Can you perhaps explain again more clearly? Really, what's with the spoon?
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From AUN FROM THAILAND : I love you KimHuang
Please continue what you have done
I will support you
And I am so impress every Thai did for our belove KING
This is not gonna end easily
I am sure it will be big problem for u guy
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From Angel : you must be proud of your arcticle? oh dear what a scamp, yo daddy must be a pimp n yo mommy must be a ho... oh no wonder that grew to be so gayish.
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From Six : Hey Jerky- I gotta nother worst joke for you.
OK, so there's one more or less rational diplomatic fellow KimHuang, a couple or more miscreants pledging murder, and the regulars. In a bar. KimHuang pulls out a tiny little man who plays a tiny piano at the end of the bar and everyone applauds. Then this genie comes out of nowhere and tells everyone that Thursday's his night in the barrel. KimHuang says "Well I use the spoon."
The End.
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From KimHuang : Debating over whether the piece is simply satirical or outrageously offensive won't get us any further due to the difference in culture and perspective. It would take Thais years in your country and you years in mine to understand this.
Look, Jerky, why not turn a whole country your ally? Enemies to friends. Attackers to perhaps some loyal readers. Who knows, additional Ads clickers instead of Ads report filers. All it takes is just one mouse click. Please consider. I again humbly beg you.
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From Six : Amen Firefox and Sofaking, et al. It's time Jerky stop enjoying himself and publish something. I'm getting tired of checking the 'Files every 30 minutes and seeing that wet suit guy and all the "DiE U AMERCN FU CKER I WATCH DIE." garbage.
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From FireFox : Yeah, that joke needs a little work. Did you write it yourself? It must have taken all night. I'm pretty sure my mom doesn't do anal, of course if she does I really don't care to know. In reality, you could call her a dirty whore, cunt, whatever.....i still wouldn't be so offended that I would pledge to kill you. Such a shallow, yet dense person you must be. If you were born here, you'd be driving around in your big-ass gas swilling SUV, with your "W" sticker right next to your Jesus fish and your A&
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From KimHuang : Jerky, the world will not be as it is today without the many technologies invented by your nation. In many aspects Thailand cannot compare to America, I honestly admit that. I only beg for your mercy and sympathy. The joke really breaks our hearts. I only humbly ask that you consider removing it and sincerely apologize for the threats/curse made by my follow Thais. The good rules with power and determination (if not stubbornness), the great, however, Jerky, rules with mercy and sympathy.
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From all of Thai People : Jerky Where R U?
I will Find and Kill U .
U will die soon I believe.
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From Prawnman : Many peoples r cursing u Jerky.
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From KimHuang : We don't have Einstein, Edison, Franklin, Gershwin, Hemmingway. We don't have Nuclear, NASA. We dont have your wealth. But does that give you the right to despise our nation's belief? Pick on our King we most respect? Let's not talk about injustice, for you too, have violation, pre-mature sex, children molested by parents, non-literate citizens, black/white issues. They are irrelevant to this matter.
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From KimHuang : You should know better that your so-called freedom of speech exists to allow your citizens to express their opinion freely, esp. about the government authority. But not so that you can trash talk or offend others just because the law allows it. Your ancestors fought so much for this freedom to constitute the first amendment. It is a shame that this very freedom is questioned only because some people like you misuse and abuse it.
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From KimHuang : You people keep saying it was just a joke, why can't we understand? You called saying motherf ucker to our King a joke? Offending Thai King to a Thai is not the same as offending US president to an American. It is the same as offending our mother, father, loved ones.
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From KimHuang : If freedom of speech and joke is what you hold important, what will happen if Jerky makes the same joke about Martin Luther King, telling all the black to fxxx off like he said to my King? Offend all the black people like he did to all Thais? If such joke was created and black people read it, do you honestly believe they won't be enraged? My rational point is your freedom of speech is in good use as long as it does not offend others, especially LOTS of others.
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From KimHuang : With the barrier langauge, most of us Thais cannot even understand, or easily imagine the picture described with slangs in Jerky's letter. Many are angry seeing just the mocked picture at the bottom. Rational discussion? We're not competent enough in English to talk with you in the first place, what would you expect them do except to scorn with silly threat and curse?
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From SofaKing : I am now calling for the boycott of Thai restaurants!!! I shall sacrifice my love for coconut shrimp soup and fried corn patties to state my support for my friend Jerky!! In fact, I will eat Beef Jerky every time I crave Thai food and think of my fat, porn peddling humorist with pride!! Jerky is my King! No other King has a delicious, dried beef treat named after him! He is divine and doesn't derserve your Thai scorn! Stop your posts! Just remove the comments and I'll start ordering Pad Thai right away...
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From SofaKing : Man.... I thought I wrote a thorough response to Nan or Ben's ridiculous "Top 22 Ways to Be a Good Liberal", with my own "Top 22 Ways to Be a Good Conservative", but I know it will never be published now, because Jerky will have too much to deal with, having angered the Mighty Thai Contingency. Thanks a lot for ruining my fun, you bastards. You have claimed an innocent casualty in your war against our friend Jerky. Plus, I know you will eventually kill him. You have won and proven yourselves...NOT!
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From FireFox : Jerky is having too much fun reading this drivel and isn't writing. Get to back to work.
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From me : I'm a fortune teller. I can see in my crystal ball now that Jerk y will not live longer than another 2 years. Just like a Dutch cartoonist, he had to be in hiding all his life. God bless you, bin Ladin.
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From SofaKing : sigh...
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From To To Fan of Jerky : Your pointed response is exactly what I mean. I'm talking about an intelligent, rational discussion, and that immature reply is the best you can do. You are not one to hold a compelling conversation with so I'm done with you. Jerky, I can't wait to read a real Dirt again. I've always been a loyal reader and really love what you write. Peace & love.
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From fla man : apparently all you can do is make idle threats.why dont you go to bangcock catch a show by a little girl(sick fuck's) eat an endangered animal.steal some tourist's kidneys.and beat off to your king
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From Anonymous : Just make an apologise, Jerky.
And remove that page.
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From To King : Good talk, King. We all wouldn't bother with your website if only the page would be removed.
Likewise, do not take these coming seriously. They're just COMMENTs. If you don't want to see just either delete the page, or else don't read these comments.
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From To FLA Man : Oh, I should have used, United States Law, instead of your law? So now we are bragging about mastery in using English? (By the way, you adopted it from the British. Do not have one of your own.) What's next? Spelling? Typo?
Ignoring the question about 911 1st Anniversary example clearly shows that even you people admit that there is a certain degree to which a speech is allowed to be expressed freely. To you, joke about our king is appropriate? No matter how all the Thais' may feel about it?
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From Jocky : ... Love Thai Gals ...
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From KimHuang : What's the big deal in making jokes about one's king, you may think? What would you feel if theres a bad curse/joke about your parents on the Internet? Would you feel offended, angry, or even hostile? That's how we all Thai feel. But again, it seems that it's ok in your country for son/daughter to disrespect their parents, so you may say, Big deal, and get over it. In our country it is not the case. We love/respect our King like we love/respect our parents. The give us life.
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From To FLA man : We can get over with some stupid jokes but not this one, fla man.
Our King is the only one should not be touch. We all respect him, he is the symbol of Thailand, and no one can speak bad about him, plz understand... If u make fun with him, u make fun with all Thai ppl and here is the result.
There is something u can say and something u can't.
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From Fan of Jerky : "Stupid" and "Third World People" are not death threats. Sounds like fla man is simply complaining.
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From fla man : i love how you say your law. so i take it your another thai idiot
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From To FLA Man : The word 'stupid' and 'third world people' clearly show me the meaning of control and manner in the American way. Thanks.
We are not saying our King is better than your president. We are not saying that Jerky is completely wrong. We are asking, for his respect to our nation's belief, and if not that much of trouble that the page be removed. That's it.
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From Freedom Of Speech : I'm curious about your law. Say, in the 9 1 1 World Trade Incident 1st Anniversary ceremony, everybody stands still in silence to pay their respect to the lost ones. Suddenly, a couple of teenagers yell (or perhaps sing some punk/rock music with guitars) "F ucking Americans! Well done Bin Laden!, Yahoo!"
Will nothing really be done about them because they have freedom of speech? Please explain. Thanks!
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From To FLA Man : Jerky did nothing wrong but a good laughable joke. All the Thais, regardless of how much offended we feel about it, should get over it? Likewise, you should get over us commenting on your site. I agree with Beudreaux, those who feel these comments ineffective and boring should just yawn and ignore them. Get over it.
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From fla man : why dont you stupid third world people get over this already . jery picks on our president what makes your king above that
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From Fan of Jerky : Yes and yes. What question about freedom of speech? What ceremony attendees? What are you talking about now??
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From To Fan Of Jerky : Were those offensive words used against our King in that letter to be called controlled and mannered? Is this kind of tongue-lashing joke also the American way? Anybody has answer to the question by Freedom Of Speech? If those ceremony attendees cannot get over the yelling made, neither can we get over such offensive joke.
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From Beudreaux : This is getting old. yawn
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From FLA MAN : JERKY YOUR THE BEST THING ON THE WEB MY WIFE TURNED ME ON TO YOU .SHE BEEN INTO YOUR SITE FOR PROBABLY 10 YEARS.
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From FLA MAN : TO ALL THE THAI PEOPLE, THAT CANT LET THIS SUBJECT GO ...YOU ARE JUST ADDING FUEL TO THE FIRE BY YOUR COMMENTS AND ACTIONS. GET OVER IT, JERKY OFFENDS LOTS OF PEOPLE ..THE DIFFERENCE IS THEY GET OVER IT.
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From Fan of Jerky : Yes, we do enjoy that which we create. If you want your opinion to be clearly understood and get a positive response, I absolutely expect control and manners, it's the American way. The way you and yours are carrying on, you will never get what you want out of an American.
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From To Reason And Logic : Creating a web page is almost equivalent to saying something to be heard over and over. To respond to this, hence we say over and over, "Shut Up."
If the Royal Police message was just a fake, your page remains, you will simply hear we object it over and over. The bored leaves, new ones come in. Your great Einstein may say, "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results."
Who knows, among the new ones could be a good techie who really knows how to bring this site down.
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From Six : Man, oh man. Jerky's gotta be loving this. I remember once when it was his fantasy to have a couple of his readers feuding- now he's turned one nation on another nation!
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From To Fan Of Jerky : The law in your country may allow people to have great freedom to tongue-lash others as long as it's not considered a death threat. What a law. You people must enjoy it so much to have to create it. Is this the real intention of the first amendment? Some amendment.
I don't agree with the death threats either, but hey, Jerky offended a LOT of people, not just a few, do you really expect all to have well-mannered, controlled reaction?
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From To Reason And Logic : If Jerky put somebody's mother's naked photo on the web having sexual intercourse with some animal, it would be a one-on-one issue between them. Jerky cannot be muted. He has his right.
However, this time his joke has touched not just someone but a whole country. He still cannot be muted, he has his right to insist that his joke is simply a joke. Shouldn't we too have our rights to insist that his joke is wrong, and therefore saying over and over that it be removed?
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From To Reason And Logic : We cannot remove the page ourselves. No one can except Jerky. It's his sole right. We are following your precious freedom of speech idea, hence, expressing our opinion that the page should be removed, hoping that perhaps Jerky will listen and decide to choose respect to an individual over freedom of speech this time.
True, one can never say something that will please everybody. But if Jerky were to say on your National TV that the 9 1 1 incident is justly deserved, can he expect no feedback?
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From my name is meaningless : whats all the fuss about?
too lazy to read everything
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From Fan of Jerky : You can complain all you want, but you are not showing any class or control and making numerous death threats. Threatening death is not complaining. You are making fools of all Thai people.
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From reason and logic : no matter what is said someone will disagree. If we edit our opinions and censor everyone all the time we would all be Mutes.
a debate on this issue through the comments on the dirtfiles is a waste of energy.
and yes you have a right to your opinion that jerky is wrong. but you do NOT have the right to demand he change his webpage to suit you. why does your freedom override his?
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From Chaiwat W : Whilst it lawful to say what you want, we also have the right to complain.
Don't expect to make a mockery of someone (or the king for this matter), and then not receive a negative feedback. Were you expecting the Thais to welcome your mockery with a smiling face?
People make fun of Bush all the time, but his people can't care less. Or should I generalize and say that perhaps you US citizen do not care about anything at all but yourselves?
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From To Impersonating Jerky : "Freedom to make death threats?"
Come on, Jerky. You know better than that. They were just jokes, like your letter claimed to have been sent to our King, threatening to put pictures over the internet.
Just remove it. I, for one, wouldn't want somebody able to really find you out. If the threats really go further, it would be bad for my King.
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From LaungPor : Before you start making judgment of our King, you should read through his biography. Perhaps, by reading The Revolutionary King by William Stevenson (ISBN 1841194514) is a start.
I for one wouldn't want to be born into a Royal Family if I had to do one tenth of the works our King has been doing for his people.
That level of dedication and devotion require extraordinary stamina, endurance and perseverance.
So, please check your facts thoroughly before making judgment or jumping to any conclusion.
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From LuangPor : First of all, Thai people protect the King not because we are forced to do so, but because we are grateful of what he has tirelessly sacrificed for us for the past SIX decades.
I don't think our King would ever care about your satire or parody. He simply wouldn't have time for it. His time has been devoted to Thai people. Whatever reaction you have learnt from other Thai people has got nothing to do with the King. They're simply reaction from someone whose idol has been mocked.
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From Jerky : Freedom to make death threats?
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From To Reason And Logic : Exactly, for freedom of speech to work, whether or not you like to hear that we Thai people do not like it, we are allowed to say it.
Jerky has his right to keep this page, and we have our right to make our demand. It's Freedom Of Speech VS Respect for Jerky to ponder. If the joke was just about some other anonymous guy portraited as king of some country, we would have been fine with it.
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From HyBRiD : stop doing tht sht the brainless boy. i know tht ur dad is gay, webmaster.
dont b foool
let's kick ur god as, da brainless webmaster.
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From KimHuang : Our feeling for our King is completely different than yours for your president or even your God. We do not worship our King like our God, but more like a father. Also, please know the bond between parents-child in eastern counties is a lot stronger.
It's not a joke. The use of disrespectful words make us feel offended, raged, like your whole nation felt for 9 1 1 indicent.
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From reason and logic : freedom of speech and expression only works if people are allowed to say things that others disagree with. if it was only the freedom to say what you liked to hear, it wouldnt realy be freedom would it.
if you dont like the page and you want it to be removed, then you have to rationaly convince jerky to remove it. but if he finaly decides that he will not remove it.. that is his right. and no ammount of insults or threats will change that.... it is the way of things
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From To Reason And Logic : If such 9 1 1 joke page were ever created 4 years ago, and discovered today by accident. Do you think it would enrage some Americans? Would there be a rally demanding that the page be removed, perhaps?
Of course, you have the right to express your opinions, and so do we. Our opinion is, we don't want it to exist, and we are expressing our opinions.
By the way, we do not care whether your would adore our King. Just that the page be removed. That's all.
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From Anonymous : we love my king he is higiest respectability of thai people , this is not the joking story for you guy!!!, Don't touch him !!!
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From reason and logic : well i can understand your point. but when wants honey one rarely shakes the hive demanding it. (seems not to work)
for 4 years you lived without the knowledge that the page existed, it didnt enrage you then. and anw that you know.. does it realy change the way you feel about your king...it shouldnt.. and if you dont like the webpage.. heres a tip.. dont look at it. what gives you the right to say that everyone must adore your king. people are free to have their own opinions....THATS THE POINT!
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From Report Ads On This Website : Very gentleman of you, Six. I'll note it down. What about Google Ads? How would I go about making Google consider canceling their ads on this web site? Anybody knows? Please advise. Thanks.
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From reason and logic : well i can understand your point. but when wants honey one rarely shakes the hive demanding it. (seems not to work)
for 4 years you lived without the knowledge that the page existed, it didnt enrage you then. and anw that you know.. does it realy change the way you feel about your king...it shouldnt.. and if you dont like the webpage.. heres a tip.. dont look at it. what gives you the right to say that everyone must adore your king. people are free to have their own opinions....THATS THE POINT!
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From To Reason And Logic : We are not saying that your webmaster is completely wrong, according to your freedom of speech. We are asking for a little respect and that it be removed. That's all.
So tongue-lashing at our King is merely a sort of making fun and shortcoming? What would you Americans feel if we make a page making jokes about your 9 1 1 incident and how you people still can't catch Laden?
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From reason and logic replies : i would never make the claim that our country is pure and clean. but im not yelling at a Thai webmaster for saying somthing 4 years ago that i dont like. infact if you read the dirt you would understand that the site is dedicated to pointing out our flaws and making fun of our own short comings. so before you spout off that my points are irrelivent maybe you should stop and think a little.
thinking never hurts
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From I Like Jokes : Most powerful nation of the world? And you let your own airplanes crashed into your own people? Hahaha...
I watched on the media how your nations mourned and cried like babies over the incident. Come on! It was just a little joke Bin Laden played on you. Have some sense of humor!
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From reason and logic replies : i would never make the claim that our country is pure and clean. but im not yelling at a Thai webmaster for saying somthing 4 years ago that i dont like. infact if you read the dirt you would understand that the site is dedicated to pointing out our flaws and making fun of our own short comings. so before you spout off that my points are irrelivent maybe you should stop and think a little.
thinking never hurts
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From TO JERKY AND OTHERS : I HAVE RESTRAINED MYSELF FROM USING FOUL WORDS TO EXPRESS MY HATRE AND ANGER, WHICH BELIEVE ME, IS VERY HIGH WHEN I SAW WHAT YOU WROTE ABOUT THE THAI KING. YOU ARE SUCH A DISRESPECTFUL INDIVIDUAL. YOU SHOULD RESPECT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE BELIEVE AND SACRE. I HAVEN'T HEARD ANY THAI PEOPLE EXPRESS SUCH AWFUL COMMENT ABOUT WHAT WESTERNERS BELIEVE E.G. CHRIST, JESUS...ETC. BUT THEN AGAIN, I LIVE WITH DECENT AND EDUCATED PEOPLE, PLUS WE DON'T HAVE GEORGE BUSH AS A LEADER IN OUR COUNTRY.
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From To Reason and Logic : Think you're so smart? What? Like there's no prostitution in your country? What about violation? Parents molest their own child? Sex at pre-matured age? Lack of formal education? Check world stats, your country has highest non-literate citizens by percentage.
Mend these problems before you even talk about your stupid Amendment
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From From : Fucking webmaster fucking website!!!!
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From Observer : Hey Jerky, Can you cobble together all of these hilarious threats and attempts at western insult humor from these unfortunate people and feature it in an upcoming DD?
I keep coming back for a good laugh, and some of the funnier threats and poor translations have been cycled off the site, and I'm afraid I might miss some 'gem of the internet' if I get busy at work today.
God Bless the King of Thailand, and we wish him a better haircut and a sense of humor!
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From Top Dog Idiot : WoW! It is always impressive when a group of people learn to cuss on a site that blocks that kind of thing! What an accomplishment. Now, on to business. I am a complete idiot, but here goes...2 questions...1st-Why are all of these people hacked off at Jerky and 2nd-I don't see the psychological projection that AnnThrax makes in the video? Someone who has pity on the ignorant explain these things to me, please.
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From Thai : Jerkey should go to hell.
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From Six : Cmon Sofaking- it's like one or two guys copying, pasting, and impersonating an army of Thais. He (or they) is probably a stoned college student from Texas Tech or a dropout in St. Louis using their parent's computer to kill time.
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From SofaKing : The Thai Fan Base just keeps growing and growing. Maybe you could get some good Thai ad banners going and make a little extra scratch.
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From Fan of Jerky : Go ThousandDemons, go!
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From Fan of Jerky : ThousandDemons, I'm serious! Block it up so we don't have to read this b u l l s h i t anymore!
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From Joke Of The History : Once upon a time.....
George Washington fucked ThousandDemons' mother
Yahooo, there came yankees
and they lived happily ever after
........
One day, ThousandDemons' mother's arsehole bursted open and there came Boeing747!!! which crashed on pathetic twin towers
and we lived happily ever after.
Hey, ThousandDemons, have a sense of humor. Hahaha
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From to ThousandDemons : i wish u die as soon as possible.
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From ThousandDemons : *eh?* Someone's been W AN KING over this page...*reads the site a little more* hmm...THAI people? What rock did YOU guys crawl out from under? You guys don't even have a decent WHORING industry! Yer slags are all AIDS- ridden and manky! And the KING of BLING BLING episode was GREAT! Bhumibol's an OK king and, as such, he can take a joke...like YOU should be able to!
Get a sense of humour already.
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From kamon viboonchan : wish you die soon
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From kamon viboonchan : wish you die soon
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From ahhh Reason and Logic : Hey Thai People,
we all understand you are upset with our poor old jerky. and we can plainly see that a bunch of you are sitting in front of your computers voicing your anger. But maybe we should hear the opinion of the lowest order of your just and wonderful society. Oh wait im pretty sure the children working as sex slaves dont have the luxury of a computer.. so maybe before you get upset about a picture of your king with a funny haircut you might want to fight the injustices rampant in your own nati
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From World Trade Incident Supporters : jerky, your joke sucks. Your site sucks. Is this the best you got?
Go f uck your mom, mother f ucker. Find something else better to do.
Or if you can't stand it, pass her over here.
After my dog has finished f ucking your girl off, maybe I'll let it give your mother a try.
But hey, was she good at c o c k sucking? Made you come when she did that?
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From F u C K : do u thing u are superior than us
no i dont think so
u are lower than dog's s h i t.
Your got no brain at all.
quadruped is higher than u.
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From F u c k Brummbaer : E v e n we are not good at English but at least we can use it.
how about you, d u m p a s s. Can u use any Thai?? you are more stupid than us.
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From Brummbaer : I don't think I have been more terrified than when I read these dire warnings from my little Thai brethren. Now I know they are going to run down the phone line, jump out at my IPS and kick me in the nuts. To paraphrase, "The Horror, The Horror!"
You may note that spell check is worthless to them, as the initial entry has to make at least some sense.
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From its ThaiTastic : I had no idea your king was such a great guy, the next time he delivers food to my house ill be sure to say hello for you.
and Jerky.. watch out.. those thai ladyboys have claws! ....rawr
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From FireFox : What is even funnier is that they start saying stuff about Jesus. A good percentage of us here are not religious in any way. Like I said before, these are the equivalent of the 29% we have around here. What is the equivalent of NASCAR in Thailand? Do they have toothless guys sitting around watching water buffalo races or something?
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From fla man : i cant believe this is still going on .get a life the threats that keep getting posted show how sad you people truely are. jerky dont let them get ya down
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