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BIG TROUBLE FOR LITTLE JERKY -- THAILAND ATTACKS!
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A little less than four years ago, yer old pal Jerky wrote a satirical piece about the psychotic reactions some people in Thailand had when a Philadelphia area Thai restaurant used an irreverently altered image of Thailand's king, some goony-lookin' four-eyed fancy-pants by the name of Bhumibol "Bam-Bam" Adulyadej. Go back and read it, for some background regarding the material to come...
Now, all these years later, some Thai websurfers have stumbled across the above piece in their online wanderings, and I'm getting my own personal taste of the absolutely batshit crazy monarcho-mania that seems to be a common condition of certain Thai people. As some of you are aware, the PG version of the Dirt (www.dirtfiles.com) has a comment section at the bottom of the page, and pissed-off Thailanders have been leaving some absolutely cuckoo digital graffiti for our amusement. Unfortunately, because of preset limits, some of the best comments were cycled off the page, and are no longer visible.
Which brings us to today's Dirt. Yer old pal Jerky knows how much the average Daily Dirt reader loves to read the idiotic spewings of angry foreigners typing in their broken English, so I've gone into the servers and rescued some of the more memorable messages left by pissed off Thais. I've also addressed some of the questions and comments included in these messages.
I hope you get as much of a kick out of reading these comments as I got out of cleaning my guns last night! - YOPJ
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I don't know you. but I want to warn you. You are doing the bad thing to our beloved King. You know who he is. He is our love. our heart. He is the King of the King. Thai citizen pay royal to him. Please stop that. Probably you was born from the evil family, since it shows on your writing. So......o bad!
Hey, I never said I wasn't evil.
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if you are a really MAN ... Give me your address ... I will go to KILL you myself!!!
Alright then! I live at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington D.C.! Come and get me, you little pissant freak.
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Go to the hell, you bastard. Our King is the more excellent than your fucking president. You have no rights to contempt my beloved king. He is the best person in the world. You should look at yourself, your fucking country you're so proud, you and your president are just the dust on the ground when compare to our king. LONG LIVE THE KING
"Best person in the world?" No way. Better than Dubya? You're probably right on that one.
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I don't know what you are talking about! It's too nonsense!! If I put your head on a picture of cockroach or a disgusting worm, how do you feel? Oh, sorry, maybe i forgot to ask you whether you have any feeling or not... hahaha If you do, for your next time, please think before opening you asshole!!
Tell you what. You photoshop my head onto a "picture of cockroach or a disgusting worm", and I'll run it in the Dirt. In fact, I'll go you one better. If ANYBODY creates such an image, I'll run it in the Dirt.
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GOD may curse america for having idiot citizen like you. Hey, if you enjoy fucking all time, you should have your beloved penis cut and adhere to your wicked face. i hope it shall be suitable for motherfucker like you, the bastard
I don't get it. How would me "adhering" my "beloved penis" to my "wicked face" help me "fucking all time"? Please clarify.
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To all the wonderful and kind people living in this country of Thailand I want to offer my heart felt apology for this person writing such an offensive article. Obviously this person is very stupid and has no respect for other people. It goes back to bad parenting on his part. American people love Thailand and Thai people. His Majesty King Bhumipol Adulyadej is one of the most respected people in the world and has done so many things to improve the live of all Thai people. to write something about His Majesty. All thai people will Kill you, Dirty pig American. Long Live My King.
How else can I respond to this except with a hearty LOL?
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Mind your own business, jack_ss. Is this the only thing your brain can actually do? Oh my Gosh! You must have had no brain inside your head. I bet there're only shits and dirty thoughts. I believe in the saying that "there are good people and bad people everywhere, every country, and in every neighborhood. You can't just judge people or person by what nationality they are or what country they are from." And most of all, "you should give some Respect to everyone as A HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I believe in the saying that "13 exclamation points is TOO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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I feel bad for your Mother, Father, Relatives, and your Country man... They must feel very ashame to have a human being like you living in your country. Oh! maybe your parents didn't mean to have you since the beginning that's why your brain doesn't have the right development as the others...
I couldn't have said it better, myself.
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You fucking asshole, You prik Jerky!!!!! Our King is the best King there is!!!! Everybody in Thailand Loves Him!!! And not only Thailand, all over the world!! Do you read the Newspaper, watch CNN, all the Royal Family will be coming to Thailand to celebrate the King 60 years on the throne!!! Who can top that!!!! You should study more about other people culture and learn what he does for his people. Disrespecting my King!!! Who do you think you are!!! Hope you Mother rotten in Hell!!!!! How many penis you are, web master. I will cut all of them.
Because monarchies are all corrupt and illegitimate, even the best king is a bad king. And I only have one penis, which isn't even worth cutting off, I assure you.
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I think you bloody show your westernisation in the wrong way. Do not underestimate any other culture that you don't know well. I know you have your right to speak out what you think but you have to respect what the other people think as well. you are not the bloody king of the world if you want people to accept what you said so you have to listen to other as well. there is a lesson that I wanna teach you ..... open your eyes and see the world you poor arogant Amercan Jerk.
I opened my eyes and guess what I saw? Many Thai people are suffering from some form of mass psychosis!
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Don't even show your foo I will kill you. evill USA dog.
Okay, I promise never to show my foo.
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HM King Bhumibol is the best man I ever know in my life. He has been working so hard for all of Thai people for 60 years since his the first day of accession to the throne. Please don't make a dirty lie about the person you don't really know about because it's disgusting! We know the real reason why you did this. LONG LIVE HIS MAJESTY THE KING.
Lemme guess... the two of you are golfing buddies, right?
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You might think he is a King of Bling Bling or whatever your mf fag-got mouth said and headless stupid mind can think of and You must be so low and going down with deep shit each minute, but guess what? We proud to be THAI and we proud to have such a AMAZING KING like him, we love him and today all ppl gathering without someone force em to go, they go with their heart. SO NOW GO SHOVE THOSE FUCKING WORD DEEP DOWN YOUR ASS GOD BLAST AMERICA!!!!!!
Just to be clear about this, I don't speak for all Americans. Just like you idiots don't speak for all Thai people. That's the King's job.
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You are very sick and we are not funking dam care what a mentally sick person like you says. I know you have fucked you own mother, dogs and buffalo. You are strongly recommended to see a doctor. The rest of the world hate american like you and because of you, people of your country will be kidnaped, will be raped, will be killed wherever they are. I wish you have died in 911 incident.
Buffalo?!
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Hey, your so-called "First Amendment" doesn't applied to what people in other country believe or respect. Before you made any comment about H.M. The King of Thailand, please do some homework and you'll find out why Thais are so upset about this issue... It wasn't funny the first time with just the restaurant ads, and it's not even a bad-joke with your comment here... You're over the line...
Yeah. I like to visit here every once in a while. I'm too fat to bungee jump, so this is how I get my kicks.
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Yer old pal Jerky USA and american got the honor but you are dishonoring them because you are dishonor guy. You did not respect other people and proud yourselves, as you do not have any your own history, even your own language. Suck man. You are suck.. Yer old pal Jerky and Saint Jack restuarant.
Do you deliver?
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yes! in america you can say anything and do anything you want. but since you did make this big mistake. you are now the enemy of thailand nation wait and see how 60 millions people can do with you and your family , your colleague and ...... Goog luck
Sure, there's 60 million of you. But you're all so tiny, it's like there's only 20 million.
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Dear all Thais who come to see this page. WHy do we all have to pay attention to this webpage? Though it's not worth our time at all. The reason is simple that one of the sucking uncivilized American citizen has shown their vulgar manner and stupidity for not knowing anything outside their own country by writing all this stuff. What we have learned from reading all this uncivilized community is that their First Amendment and liberty they claimed, has pushed away from God. Alas..... God will never ever be with this sucking fools. Let them be destroyed with their own bad karma - hanging themselves with head sticking downward... see how they try to save their own live amid racial, social and economic problems. Let them send good guys to fight in Iraq and Iran.
Careful what you wish for, or we'll sic another tsunami on your asses. What, you didn't think that last one was natural, did you?
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hey tyrant! i've send three messages condemning you. why you cut them all off? sure, you're in free country? your tyrant. come and fight with me with your own monther tongue? coward!!! hey coward!! show all my messages, can't you? you, yourself TYRANT!! show all of them and reveal your malintention. you never live in free country. your president cheated you!!! and you never anything outside of your own country. you wanna know who i am? we, Thai like to fight with you in your own poor and dry language!
You're right! How DARE I prevent you from spamming my website with the same message over and over again!
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Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! I'll kill the fucking writer by my own hand. ass whole!! ready to die America!!
Somehow, I doubt it. And shut up, yourself.
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"Because you can" is so true. Or to put it another way Because You are hiding in a dark room eating candy bars, jerking off infront of a PC while reading all of the posts you made. Try coming here and show your letter to someone or just write your name and address on this web and you will know what we can do. Let us see how the first amendment will help you out when you are being stomped on by thousands of people. Murder is illegal but I doubt that the cops here will do anything for your case.
Wow! Are you psychic or something? It's like you can see right into my office!
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You just bark in website only! He bark in website only but he can't never come to Thailand anyway!
Yes, it's true that I'll never go to Thailand, but it's not because I'm afraid of you guys. It's because I prefer my women not to have penises. Or AIDS.
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Don't touch my king. You're not worthy. Do you know who is my best friend? His name is Osama Billaden. Watch your back......FOOL!!!!!!!
Hey, you wouldn't happen to have Osama's new phone number, would ya? He owes me some money.
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Son of a bitch. Keep asking for your own right, didn't your mom teach you to respect others right and freedom? Smelly foreigner!!! What right do you have in attacking other people? You have no cultural root, no history.. breeding among your people for 200 years. You don't even know your real culture and origin! What do you say when your own people invading other countries? Asshole. Don't dare coming to Thailand. You don't have royal family. You don't know the word 'respect'. The only thing you know...
...is that you're nuttier than one of my shitlogs after a night of eating nothing but Payday bars.
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Now! I need to kill you .. please back to the hell or an utero. You are very fool dog. Fuck you!
Oof! All these death threats are making my nipples stiff!
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you like what a idiot guy want to say to the world that you're freely to think or to say. but I'm thinkin your ugly mother never taugh you to know how to make friends instead of anemies. or what should say or not.. you're just disgust things that should not be in this world... believe me.. you should go to die.. (hell is the good place for you)
We all gotta go sometime.
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Fucking Yankee, you don't know such a thing about Thai monarchy. I'll tell you one thing, you're have one more enemy who will help those Islamic rip your fucking head off.
I doubt you could even reach your little monkey arms around my huge fuckin' noggin, much less rip it off.
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While you hail "God Bless America!" you demonstrate no respect for anyone else's beliefs or feelings. Asking you to stop will not work as you are too deranged far beyond salvation. Truly, if you are just a fraction as brave as you claim to be, do come out in the open and say who you really are. While you have no shame, those close to you will certainly be ashmed of your thoughts, words and deeds. Whatever you are suffering from (or have suffered from - presumably all of the followings)
I can guarantee you that nobody in my rather large circle of friends and associates gives two tugs of a dead dog's cock about the monarchy of Thailand.
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You should take your head under your feet. Ai Kwai. I love MY KING. You're a dirty pig in your shit. HA HA HA Ai Kwai. Kote Kwai. bad luck with your life. If u think, my King is the toy. U should commit suicide.
Why should I bother? There's like fifteen of you little monkeys getting ready to kill me already!
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To the person who wrote this ads, you are extremely disgusted. You should not born to be human. Even an animal, you still should not born to be. Becouse it is better than you. I think you have seriously problems with your brain. Noone love you, right? And I am the one who hate you. I will pray for you that you will have very bad life and go to the hell soon.
Okay, this is getting somewhat repetitive. Anyhoo, I suspect ya'll get the picture by now, so I think I'll get back to working on more productive projects. - YOPJ
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Send all Jokes, Letters and other stuff to Jerky:
jerkyleboeuf@gmail.com
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JOKES!
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Today's first joke was sent in by Keith!
An elderly couple go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks,"What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finish, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $75 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and ask the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes
an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave.
Finally, after 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her
house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $120. The Hilton charges
$139. We do it here for $75, and I get $65 back from Medicare!"
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Thanks to our old pal DMZ for sending in today's second joke.
ST. PETER is very busy in heaven, so he leaves a sign by he Pearly gates: "For Service, Ring The Bell." He's barely gone when the bell rings. He rushes back to the gates, but no one's there.
St. Peter goes back to work, but the bell rings again. He rushes back to the gates and once again there is no one there. Growing annoyed, he again returns to work.
Ding! The bell rings a third time. St. Peter goes back to the gates, but still no ones there. "OK, that's it." He mutters. "What's going on?" He hides a short distance away, and a moment later, a little old man walks up and rings the bell.
St. Peter jumps out and yells, "Are you the guy who keeps ringing the bell?"
"Yes," the old man says.
"Well, why?"
"They keep resucitating me."
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WORST JOKE OF THE DAY
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Today's groaner was sent in by Dave on Dope...
There once was an proud Irishman named Pat, who went to heaven and saw St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter asked, "Who are you?"
Pat replied, "My name is Pat, I'm an Irishman, born on St. Patrick's Day, died on St. Patrick's Day, marching in the St. Patrick's Day parade."
St. Peter said to Pat: "Yes, this is true! Here's a little green cloud for you to drive around heaven in and here is a harp that, when you push this button here, will play 'When Irish Eyes Are Smiling.' Enjoy it, Pat. Have a good time in heaven."
Pat jumps on his little green cloud, punches the button, and heads out with a smile on his face and a song in his heart. He's having a wonderful time in heaven, driving his little green cloud around. But on the third day, he's driving down Expressway H-1 with the harp playing full blast when, all of a sudden, a Jewish man in a pink and white two-tone cloud with tail fins roars past him. And in the back of this cloud is an organ which is playing all sorts of celestial music. Pat makes a U-turn right in the middle of the Heaven Expressway and charges back to the Pearly Gates.
He says, "St. Peter, my name is Pat, I'm a proud Irishman. I was born on St. Patrick's Day, died on St. Patrick's Day, marching' in the St. Patrick's Day parade. I come up here to heaven and I get this tiny, insignificant little green cloud and this little harp that plays only one song, 'When Irish Eyes Are Smiling.' But, there's a Jewish fella over there. He's got a big, beautiful pink and white two-tone cloud and a huge organ that plays all kinds of celestial music and I, Pat the Irishman, want to know why!"
St. Peter stands up from his desk. He leans over and motions Pat the Irishman to come closer. Then he says: "Pat, shush! He's the Boss's Son!"
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THEY SAID IT!
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"Wherever your president goes in the world, there are demonstrations against him, and he is hated in Africa, in Asia and everywhere. In Latin America such as Peru, Ecuador and Venezuela, governments are elected based on the strength of anti-American slogans. The people of the U.S. -- they don't have security in their private telephone conversations."
- It really sucks when Ayatollahs make this much sense.
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"As you see here, and I think this is maybe the most important prop we’ll have during the entire debate, my wife and I have been married 47 years. We have 20 kids and grandkids. I’m really proud to say that in the recorded history of our family, we’ve never had a divorce or any kind of homosexual relationship."
- You'll notice that Senator Jim Inhofe (R-not-OK) doesn't mention anything about assault, rape, murder, incest, bestiality or underage torture orgies. There's probably a reason for that.
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ON THIS DAY
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June 2
On this day in 1566, plague-era physician and infamous prophet Nostradamus dies in Salon, France. In the weeks before dying, he has a silver plate engraved, and instructs his family to bury it with him when he dies. One hundred and thirty four years later, two amateur students of the occult decide to ring in the new century by digging up Nostradamus's grave and drinking wine from his noble skull. They dig for hours, slide the lid off his sarcophagus, and gaze upon his skeleton. Beneath the bony hands folded across the now empty ribcage is the aforementioned silver plate. The braver of the two reaches down and moves the hand, then brings his lantern down to read the inscription: "MDCC." Initials? No… Roman numerals. Seventeen hundred. As in 1700 AD. As in the year in which these two grave robbers then found themselves, hovering over Nostradamus's exhumated corpse.
On this day in 1924, Congress decides to do something brutally ironic.
On this day in the year 1981, presumably following some sort of mild stroke, "seasoned" television interviewer Baba Wawa asks asexual thespian Katharine Hepburn what kind of tree she would choose to be. "A tree that gets to eat pussy," responds a closeted Hepburn before bursting into tears. They cut that part out of the interview.
On this day in 1997, radical right-wing terrorist Timothy McVeigh is found guilty in the bombing of the Murrah building in Oklahoma City, which killed 168 men, women and children. He was sentenced to death soon thereafter.
June 3
After being arrested on suspicion of having broken into a Florida poolroom, Charles Gideon was put on trial and immediately found guilty... thanks mostly to the fact that he couldn't afford a lawyer. In Florida at the time, that meant he had to defend himself. It also pretty much guaranteed that he was jail-bound. Afterwards, while in jail, Gideon made multiple appeals on the grounds that he had a constitutional right to be represented in court by a professional lawyer. Eventually, his case made its way to the Supreme Court, which declared: "a fair trial cannot be realized if the poor man charged with the crime has to face his accusers without a lawyer to assist him." And that's how, on this day in 1960, the ceaseless whining of one petty criminal permanently changed the way the nation's legal system works... for the better. A rare thing indeed!
HAPPY MEMORIAL OF BROKEN DOLLS DAY to all the Daily Dirt's many Buddhist readers! Toss a broken doll on the pile for yer old pal Jerky! Mazel Tov, folks!
On this day in 1999, a freak hail-storm in California spooks a 750 lb cow, causing her to bolt across a field and onto a busy freeway, where she has to dodge traffic. Of course, cows can't really dodge traffic all that well, so it isn't long before poor Bessie gets blind-sided by a speeding Mercedes, throwing her violently into the path of an oncoming Toyota pickup truck, the impact of which sends her flying, once again, into oncoming traffic, where she crashes through the windshield of another Toyota pickup truck, killing the driver instantly. On the plus side, Bessie's carcass provided the victim's family with a year's worth of grade-A eats!
June 4
On this day in 1989, Chinese military troops and tanks storm through Beijing's Tiananmen Square which, unfortunately for them, just happens to be chock full with nearly a million pro-democracy protesters< at the time. Western witnesses estimate between 300 and one thousand protesters were killed -- either shot by soldiers or trampled in a mad dash to avoid getting shot -- and nearly 10,000 were arrested for taking part in the protests. Then-President George Herbert "Poppy" Walker Bush reacted swiftly to this massive assault on human rights by granting China Most Favored Nation trade status.
On this day in 1984, Bruce Springsteen releases the second most mis-understood song in the history of rock: Born in the USA.
On this day in 1989, Iran's Ayatollah Ruhullah Khomeini dies of internal bleeding at the age of 86. Yer old pal Jerky sez: Hooray for internal bleeding!
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READER'S SOAPBOX!
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Got a gripe? Pet peeve? Have your say in the Daily Dirt! Columns can pretty much be about anything, as long they meet the following criteria: 1) don't write shit that'll get us in trouble. 2) Keep it interesting. 3) Keep it short. 4) We don't edit your mistakes. Oh yeah! feel free to send a picture of yourself if you want.
TOPIC: SOME SAD THOUGHTS
care of: ericsongs
Hello again MOPJ, My old friend recently asked if I was aware of the turmoil and internal strife to american citizens that has been brought about by the influx of illegal aliens in the southwestern states. I did not answer directly and I suppose I even rambled the following (but it helped me clarify to myself what I had been feeling lately):
I am aware. A few years ago, maybe my thoughts on this topic may have had some validity. I may have found it necessary to expound on my understanding of the principals this country was founded on. It no longer matters. This is no longer the United States of America. We are now the United Corporations of America.
We are no longer governed, we are managed!
We are lied to... about everything.
Can you remember the last time you were told the truth? The truth about 9/11? The truth about Iraq? The truth about Afghanistan? The truth about Iran? The truth about Saddam? The truth about Osama? The truth about the twin towers and the pentagon? The truth about Flight 93? The truth about Social Security? The truth about the infant mortality rate? The truth about a national health plan? The truth about vaccines? The truth about Desert Storm? The truth about the Gold Standard? The truth about Grenada? The truth about the deficit? The truth about Martin Luther King? The truth about Robert Kennedy? The truth about John Kennedy? The truth about Vietnam, Laos or Cambodia?
Dwight D. Eisenhower was the last person I can think of who told us the truth about anything, when he warned us that the military-industrial complex would ruin this country if given half a chance. Our managers not only gave them half a chance, they rolled over and played dead. So now, we have the scum of the earth dragging our good name through the mud throughout the entire world. Americans (as we are so quaintly still referred to) are known throughout the world as bullies, torturers, assassins and terrorists, with the absolute proof of all the facts seen every night on every news broadcast around the globe. This is no longer the land of the compassionate and brave freethinkers that was outlined by the Constitution of these United States.
just,
ericsongs
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FIRST AMENDMENT ZONE / ASK JERKY!
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Hey Jerky, I’ve been doing some thinking lately about the state of things, and I keep coming back to one conclusion. People are fucking sheep. People don’t want to think, or make hard philosophical, political, and religious decisions. They want someone to tell them what to think. No political system, no matter how well designed can survive the disinterest of the masses. As long as most people are sheep most of the time we will remain the prey of wolves and shepherds. The thing is I am struggling desperately to figure out how to keep caring. Every story on your page could be a rewrite of your stories from 5 years ago, which is basically the same way people have been operating since the cro-mag days. So you can see why I’m having trouble mustering shock and outrage each time. A redneck buddy of mine said it well, "My give a damn’s busted." So I guess my question is why should I give a shit? Finnegan
[The Law of Diminishing Returns definitely applies to current events. - Jerky]
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Mr LeBoeuf, If your Uglitron lady got a bikini wax, she'd die. She has more hair between her legs than most NBA payers have on their heads. Aram
[ROTFLMAO. - Jerky]
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He Jerky! RE; "Bono Condoleezza and me." I loved the thirteen greatest bitsa music and all but when I got to the last one... The number ONE fer chrissakes... It doesn't fucking PLAY!
The video plays fine but it's completely SILENT. All the rest are fine but Zappa? No sound at all! I feel totally DEVOID. fuckin BEREFT even. Not to mention fuckin UTTERLY disappointed.
I would fuckin unsubscribe but that would be cutting my nose off in spite of my face. All the same, where's the sound for my fuckin Zappa video? Pleeze... Dennis
[I hope one of these works for you. - Jerky]
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MOPJ, You know things are looking bad when even Ed Rollins jumps ship on you. YOP, Bob
[Katherine Harris doesn't get it. She's already served her purpose, and now she's nothing more than a cum-crusted tissue to The Powers That be... a walking, talking embarrassment. - Jerky]
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Hey Jerky; a co-worker of mine has a son who worked in the Pentagon on 9/11. He stepped away from his desk for 15 minutes. If he had stayed, he would have been killed by the plane that flew into it. So, rest assured that the Pentagon was hit by a plane. I saw it on the news. Why would the government say different? C the D
[I can think of a number of reasons. - Jerky]
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Jerky; I'm not even going to comment on this article by RFK Jr regarding the 2004 elections, except to say that even with the plethora of evidence pointing to fraud, nearly two years after the fact, nothing has been said, nothing has been done, it's as if this bloodless coup never happened, just like election 2000 and the mid-terms of 2002. So what should we expect in November of this year and 2008? Nothing but more of the same. g.
[The Chinese are right... Interesting times SUCK! - Jerky]
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Ciao Jerks, This is just the last page of the long article about this journalist's visit to the ISS World Conference convention. I found it very encouraging after all the "fear talk" to read that if you want to go under cover it is actually easy and cheap. The "professional snoops" of course do not want you to know this, as it makes their work seem so pedestrian. At last, some good news! Etna Fred
[It's almost enough to make one a Luddite. - Jerky]
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From long live the king :
thai pleplo love king.
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From Stoned and rolling around in irony : I just took some time to read the comments posted by stated Thai people.. i shall call you.. the Thailandians. And, well..
Oh great and noble Thailandians.. How noble you are, how noble your king is.. How great everything is about your country. All thanks to the king, I'm sure, hes great and noble.
Why is it that you, so noble, and great of people, with such a noble and great king, could be such ignorant and hypocritical morons?
You retort to something bad said about your king with condone and pra
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From Stoned and intrigued : I can't get an old cache of the now apologetic page that was the king of bling-bling post i stumbled across and got so intrigued by ( Please, Mr. Jerky, someone, anyone. Tell me it's contained in some form of archive. Text or screen shot, I just have to read it.
Also, wtf "King Rama"? Who names their child that. Freakin' reincarnation of Krishna. Thats like calling your kid YAWEH!
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From Jesus : Do you believe in god?
I have to say that, one who fucking with Maria is me.
It's so FUN
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From Antibush : Bush and the Republicans were not protecting us on 9-11, and we aren't a lot safer now. We may be more afraid due to george bush, but are we safer? Being fearful does not necessarily make one safer. Fear can cause people to hide and cower. What do you think? Is killing thousands of innocent civilians okay when you are doing a little government makeover?
If ever there was ever a time in our nation's history that called for a change, this is it!
We have lost friends and influenced no one. No won
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From Apology accepted : I see he has written an apology already - click on the link above and see for yourselves. So guess we can stop with the cursing. Although, have to say - people can be educated via other languages other than English. So maybe, many of the Thai people are educated using another language called Thai.
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From hip hip hooray : thanks to bin laden you guys lost your freedom,its just you idiots are sooo stooopid to realise it yet. thanks uncle bin. what a change,no more loud and proud bastards at any airports.the iraqis gonna kick your arses been taking lessons from the vietcongs,ha,ha.flip-flops vs f4,still who came out tops.
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From Big Fan of DirtFIles : Hey, I'm a big fan of ur site, Som of da articles here r jst wicked lik "how to argue on de internet' dats one of my favorite 1s, but makin fun of our king, my father, is jst a lil of the top man, I no wot "Freedom of Speech" is. I no its ur site, but is it jst only u dats readin' it?? pepl from arund de globe r readin' it and deyve diferent cultures ours is dat the king is above evrythin, I'd even dy 4 him, hes gt nothin 2 do wif u and same 2 u.
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From FireFox : and that accomplishes what?
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From Leonel : Gee, some Thai people are really funny.
And uneducated.
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From asdddddddddddddddddd :
Ciao Jerks, This is just the last page of the long article about this journalist's visit to the ISS World Conference convention. I found it very encouraging after all the "fear talk" to read that if you want to go under cover it is actually easy and cheap. The "professional snoops" of course do not want you to know this, as it makes their work seem so pedestrian. At last, some good news! Etna Fred
[It's almost enough to make one a Luddite. - Jerky]
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From me : I wanna say " Thank you " for someone send you to born,maybe your partents who teach you the way they think it is good. Since you let me know what a good human-being is like.
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From Rak Thai : I am not sure why but this just made me crack up..
"Mocking our King's name? You've got "Bush" as a president which means you've got "A low shrub with many branches" to govern you"
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Finally, I got a laugh while looking at this site...
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From Beudreaux : I notice none of you freaks are calling yourself "LOL" (Little Asian Losers) anymore.... why'd you quit?
Why do you Thais hate yourselves so much? Is it your penis size that bothers you? It must make you feel so inferior to everyone else. It's a shame really. We wish we could help you. Perhaps one day there will be a pill you little guys can take. Good luck! Bye!
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From Leonel : Thai rash. Gotta treat it with care. It may even start talking.
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From Beudreaux : Here we go again.... you Thais are sooo obsessed with the size of Americans dicks! Everyone KNOWS how small Asians are! It's a running joke everywhere! And besides.... most condoms COME from Thailand.... condoms, bootlegged DVD's, fake purses and ... just what the world needs more of.... plastic dog shit.
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From Bin Ladens Buccaneer : Beudreaux, yes I'm factory worker as u think and I'm making some fireworks for our special flight nest September.
Well, I'm an art director, moron, but I'm considering to change my occupation. I wannabe Bin Laden's pilot, nice and fun work...isn't it?
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From Kon Thai : Dear Thai friends, talking about the Thai King issues won't help much. You should also write messages about something that will cause Jerky and this web site problems with US government and then report that to US authority. Whether they're Jerky's postings himself or site visitor's postings do not matter.
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From Leonel : Oh shit. The 'comments' section has got a Thai rash.
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From Anonymous : Thailand is not china colonial at all!!!!!!
How low ur education is!!!!
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From Beudreaux : Oh fer Gawds sake! Thailand knows damned well that if it pissed off mainland China you guys would be squashed like a bug by the Red Hoard. Who you Thais kidding? The biggest insults you can throw at us involve your obsessions with you mothers vaginas and your bigotry against African-American's. Go bootleg our movies and our music...that's what you do best.
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From Jerky : I have no dick
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From To FireFox : Why complaining about whether or not it was really Jerky posing? Didn't he himself pose as the Thai King in the joke? Come on, be fair. Let Jerky mock not only the Thai King but also the black people in our country. It'd be fun! Let Jerky speak. Wasn't it you telling the other day how US would be a better place without niggers?
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From RIP : After reading your article above and following the link given, i think what a pity boy u r. Don't u get tired? I will not insult u, but let u rest in peace in your small, dull and narrow world!
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From kon Thai ruk NaiLuang : kon thai ka, mee tang tee ja kra-jeay web nee pai tam web nai ban kong rao mai ka?
song mail fwd pai tor-tor kan dee mai?
ja dai mee kon kow ma du tee ni sa-dang kwam pen kon thai.
pee nee pen pee dee. mai yak hai mee kor-kwam ni yu ka
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From to Beudreaux : The more he says the more he shows how s t u p i d he is.
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From Jerky : This is why I hate them third-world people. Keep doing ineffective things repeatedly. It's sad enough I have to share my country with them niggers. Now I have to share my website with them Thais. Would be good if only the black ones died from 911 and the white ones survived. The US would be whiter (cleaner).
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From to Beudreaux : i dont think that da factory workers are able to reply u in english
as well 'n remember that thailand is not china's colony at all!!!!!
My life is definetly much better than workers in da factory.
I know that u r now working in da poor factory 'n u r now using
da computer at a fuckin poor internet cafe coz u hav no money to buy ur own one, rite????? U've got loads of inferiority 'n u try to hide them all hahahaha!!!
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From Anonymous : Thailand is china colonial???
How s t u p i d you are.
Hey from what kindergarten did you graduate?
just get out of the coconut shell, see what the world really is.
not just put your f u c k ing ugly fat a s s in front of the com.
Your brain need so much much more practice. stupid idiot .
just wonder how old he is? look like his brain is such no more than 4 years old kid.
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From from CNN Website : "I'm so proud of him. He went around the countryside and did a lot for the people," said 65-year-old Noi Pochana, who went to see the king's speech Friday. "I wish him good health and happiness and to stay with us for a long time."
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From Beudreaux : Whoops....speaking of pissing off the natives. Do you guys still practice cannabilism in Thailand? And whats this obsession with your moms pussies? Good grief CUT THE CORD ALREADY!
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From Beudreaux : The King of Thailand ain't king of ANYTHING. The real owners of Thailand is RED CHINA! Remember Tiananmen Square!!!
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From Beudreaux : Aren't you Thai guys late for work at the factory? Making fake purses and more rubber dog shit?
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From SofaKing : Hey, Beudreaux... I think most of these assholes are used to taking it in the can, already.
I guess they are too stupid to realize that 'anonymous' and other pseudonyms can't hide their IP address.
Sure is noisy in here...
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From Thailanders : ...you should have spent at least 15 minutes to wrote your today's dirt but i didn't see anything that spelled S-O-R-R-Y...I'm surprised!!!
Didn't you're in developed country?!?!? By looking at my boss, i though american people are better than this!!!
you just say ok i'm sorry about that and i won't write anything about thailand's king anymore and delete that page - all done. (within 5 minutes, i guess) and thailanders will forget about it shortly (P we're short memory citizens...)
if yo
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From From PONY SHITHEAD : Don't you try to Bling ur mommy ho Bling Bling. All Americans will Bling you and you will Bling Bling ur mommy ho Bling no more. Don't even Bling more Bling to ur Bling mommy ho. Bling Bling. And More, The name of our Great Mommy is PO-R-NY WHACKO SLUT Please read it correctly
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From SofaKing : Rak Thai... Your admission that your wife was directed here by some other Thai on a Thai forum supports my arguement that Thais are more responsible for spreading this 'terrible insult' to your King than Jerky or any of his fans. The article was buried in an archive for 4 years, collecting digital dust, until some Noble Thai found it, dusted it off, and started spreading it around again. More people have been hurt and insulted because of the forums like you mentioned.
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From Richard : Only took 4 years to get back to ya? What, is the whole Thai country on fuckin DIAL UP?????
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From SofaKing : Rak Thai... If you don't think that this is a funny site, then why do you come here? With all of the very 'funny' jokes about Jerky's dick or lack thereof coming from the angry Thais, I would imagine that there are humor and satire sites that you would find much more entertaining. Some of us find Jerky funny, that's why we read it every day. I can't imagine even clicking on the link, if I didn't think it was funny at least SOME of the time.
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From saksakoolyour fucking Dad : waiting for11 september again! ha ha ha
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From Um : What would Buddha say?
Pretty sure he would suggest compassion and NOT the insulting pettiness of you thai whores
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From to SofaKing : SofaKing your mamy p u s s y is so d a m n loose
I can put even my whole feet inside
and she cried like a s l u t pig
oh s h i t i thought i was f u c k ing with b a s t a r d alien.
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From to SofaKing : I think in SofaKing's brain only has s h i t in it.
Buffalo's brain is even clever than his.
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From PONY SHITHEAD : Don't you try to Bling ur mommy ho Bling Bling. All Americans will Bling you and you will Bling Bling ur mommy ho Bling no more. Don't even Bling more Bling to ur Bling mommy ho. Bling Bling. And More, The name of our Great Mommy is PORNY WHACKO SLUT Please read it correctly
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From SofaKing : No one ever said Jerky was a journalist. No one really regards him as that in a serious discussion of journalism. He writes witty and amusing things that we in the U.S. and other English speaking countries sometimes laugh at. I can't think of anyone who even remembers that King article, much less thought it was funny at the time. It's funny now, though. It's FUNNY thanks to all of you who keep writing in the comment section!!!! VISIT FUNNY THAILAND!!!
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From SofaKing : OK... I guess this section of the dirtfiles has now changed into a Thai revolution against one article, 4 years old, written by an American who didn't know (or care) that he would offend the Thai's by making fun of their Monarch. No one was reading that article, Thailand, until your people started pointing it out. Now, we all think it's funny that you are so mad. I now want to love your king so much... I would like to slide my c o c k into his royal a s s. M'mmm Thai bunghole lovin'doesn't get any bet
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From to f u c king Exick : y o u r mother suck my c o c k yesterday
oh man you mother is so slut
p u s s y hole is bigger than 1 litre coke bottle
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From Beudreaux : This is unbelievable.... I love it! What a bunch of fruitcakes! I'll bet this Thai King takes it right up the ole bunghole along with the rest of his whacked out nation! Bend over King of Thailand....here it comes again!
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From Stuart Kushner : Jerkasaurus -
Please go see "An Inconvenient Truth" and give us your opinion on it. I saw it tonight and it made me realize that Al Gore could be a truly global force for good. I hope he runs again... and I NEVER thought I would say that. The movie is powerful, honest and terrifying.
Stukush
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From Silly Americans :
quote KimHuang "For those Thais who don't know the address is for White House in DC, so don't bother.
Reading his response made me realize he is not the kind I would make friends with, and my request would never be listened to. I have wasted my time and energy. Silly me. It would take a techie who knows how to and with equipment to accomplish this, but Jerky can move to a new site and the writing will still exist."
Thanks KimHuang
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From Stuart Kushner : Jerkasaurus -
Please go see "An Inconvenient Truth" and give us your opinion on it. I saw it tonight and it made me realize that Al Gore could be a truly global force for good. I hope he runs again... and I NEVER thought I would say that. The movie is powerful, honest and terrifying.
Stukush
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From Fan of Jerky : Yes, we Americans get insulted and angry, but we don't dwell on it, we get past it. We don't win arguments fighting fire with fire and you can't demand action because you can't control others. You have to take the high road when you feel insulted, as YOUR actions are more important than the action you demand.
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From Silly Americans : Ohh.. these comments will continue for years if Jerky still persist not to remove that stupid "archive" or die first...
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From Silly Americans : And your daddy--who deserves such respectful, mass, personal attention, each day, as he must, dealing with his son who always make an stupid abusive joke because he's such a stupid guy who doesn't know how to teach his son what's right or wrong.
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From Long Live The King : I wish u have a better mind.
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From Silly Americans : If you found out that some stupid jerks on the street raped your girlfriend 4 years ago, will get mad???
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From RASTY : You know the Luddite's are right!! We are so Fucked!!
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From CapMidnightTakeTwoDammit : dealing with subjects who employ the Internet to create and spread the impression he must be defended because he's such a pussy he can't take a joke.
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From Silly Americans : Yeah, enjoy yourself with some broken English. Don't bother with the contents... cuz thats what Americans like.
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From CapMidnight : Jerky, please make amends with the Thai people. Their noble cultural ambassadors here demonstrate their rare gift of character a combination of intelligence, sensitivity, maturity, and honor that allows them to rationally discuss their differences. They flatter you, sir, voyaging to your website, using time and effort they'd certainly rather spend fellating their King--who deserves such respectful, mass, personal attention, each day, as he must, dealing with subjects who employ the Internet to create and
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From RASTY : So Pal No mail on the retard joke.Thats caus they is all in Thailand..
All the Asians that are AAAA in school here.They send the retards to you know where.God Damn 4 years to get mad now that is slow.
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From Silly Americans : Don't "choose to praise him with the bad" if you don't know anything about him.
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From Silly Thais : No one is immune to being made fun of. SO you guys praise to him with the good stuff... Other choose to praise to him with the Bad... It is a vicious cycle but it is what makes the world go round.
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From New : Old Pal Jerky, tell me please,
Supposing that the a website calls the American people and all the fire fighters who died from the 9 11 incident, and their living families "unfortunate idiots who waste tax money and whose names should be forgotten", do you think that would upset the American public?
I think yes, since the American public values the enjoyment of freedom despite the terror, the heroism even in the hardest time, and the value of all American lives, black or white, rich or poor.
For T
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From SO Silly : All these Thai's must be like the Bush Religious followers here in America. They are all stupid and deserve to be made fun of. Any person in power should know that they will be made fun of at some point or another.
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From fla man : if there gonaa insult us in english, i at least wish they had a better grasp of it.
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From Thais R Silly : Man all these little gooks running around mad about what? Some article that is how old now? We have the freedom of Speech in our country and this was written within our country and because you guys have miners looking for old news to be mad about you found it.
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From Da JeDynE : and my other comment I DO SPEAK FOR ALL THAI PEOPLE, would you mind take it to your stupid head a bit? Well, i guess i better leave cuz no worthy wasting time on some fag-got like u do what the hell ever you wanted then
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From fla man : jerky i laughed my self silly reading some of your responses. watch out for the monkey people. thanx for the laugh
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From PONY : Jerky, you should not say "King Bling Bling" on your page. Coz' Thai King is great that 2 Blings. Please respect our King, at lease he should have 3 Blings. Thai King is great King Bling Bling Bling!
Long Live our King Bling Bling Bling. and Bling Bling
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From mrtuffy : And how is Buffalo pussy?
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From PONY : Thanks, Jerky
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From KimHuang : By the way, Jerky, if you could listen to my request please alter your response a little. It's not a common condition of 'certain' Thai people, but 'ALL' Thai people. Just take my word for it. Believe it or not, it's your choice.
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From KimHuang : Finally, a response from Mr. Jerky. For those Thais who don't know the address is for White House in DC, so don't bother.
Reading his response made me realize he is not the kind I would make friends with, and my request would never be listened to. I have wasted my time and energy. Silly me. It would take a techie who knows how to and with equipment to accomplish this, but Jerky can move to a new site and the writing will still exist.
I'm bored anyway. So, out and over.
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From Fan of Jerky : BEST DIRT EVER!!!!!!!
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From Anonymous : Oh Pennsylvania.. now i dont wonder and i know ur not real american
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From Fan of Jerky : I love you, Jerky!! Now I have something interesting to read!
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From fla man : jerky great site thanx for getting rid of all those comments it was getting rediculous.
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