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THIS IS THE DAILY DIRT FILM FESTIVAL!

Two of the most important documentaries yer old pal Jerky has ever seen are now available in full on the Internet, and I urge everyone to watch them both in their entirety.

First up is 9/11 Mysteries, which to my reckoning is the Holy Grail of 9/11 conspiracy documentaries. It makes Loose Change seem like something you'd find between the sofa cushions. I don't think the producers get everything 100% right, but I think they're honest, and they do the best job so far of providing the full spectrum of the most compelling (and often ignored) evidence that there was a helluva lot more behind the terrorist attacks that changed the world forever - much to the delight of certain factions - than the consensus narrative even begins to admit.

Next up is Chavez: The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. It's an absolutely stunning first-hand account of the events behind the short-lived, American-supported military coup against Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez in April of 2002. I first saw this documentary a few years ago, and it left an impression that has yet to fade… I still carry the bruise, which I suspect will forever prevent me from being able to trust the mainstream media in all but the most clear-cut of reporting on the most obvious of facts… and even then, not so much. That it took The Powers That Be four years to mount a selective, perfunctory assault on the film's credibility is a testament to its revelatory power.

Hope this keeps you guys busy for a bit. More soon.

Cheers,
YOPJ

Send all Jokes, Letters and other stuff to Jerky: jerkyleboeuf@gmail.com
JOKES JOKES JOKES JOKES
  • Today's first joke was sent in by Naveed Zafar!

    Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet.
    Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
    He says into the microphone:
    "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
    A voice from near the front pierces the silence:
    "Well, stop fucking clapping then!"

    *** *** ***

  • Thanks to our old pal McTubers for sending in today's second joke.

    A man and a woman were having sex. The woman asks the man to eat her pussy. So, the man proceeds to go down on her.
    He says, "My god, this is the hugest pussy I've ever seen! My god, this is the hugest pussy I've ever seen!"
    She replies, "Well, you don't have to repeat it and rub it in."
    He says, "I didn't repeat it; that was an echo. I didn't repeat it; that was an echo."

  • THEY SAID IT!

    "The confusion is about whether this secretary of defense, and this administration, are in fact now accomplishing what they claim the terrorists seek: the destruction of our freedoms, the very ones for which the same veterans Mr. Rumsfeld addressed yesterday in Salt Lake City so valiantly fought. And about Mr. Rumsfeld's other main assertion, that this country faces a 'new type of fascism.' As he was correct to remind us how a government that knew everything could get everything wrong, so too was he right when he said that, though probably not in the way he thought he meant it. This country faces a new type of fascism - indeed."

    "How dare you, Mr. President, after taking cynical advantage of the unanimity and love, and transmuting it into fraudulent war and needless death, after monstrously transforming it into fear and suspicion and turning that fear into the campaign slogan of three elections? How dare you - or those around you - ever 'spin' 9/11? Just as the terrorists have succeeded - are still succeeding - as long as there is no memorial and no construction here at Ground Zero. So, too, have they succeeded, and are still succeeding as long as this government uses 9/11 as a wedge to pit Americans against Americans."

    - Both the above quotes were by Keith Olbermann... the best newsman the mainstream media has to offer. He shouldn't get too excited about that, however. It's a low bar to jump.

    *** **** ***

    "There is very little clear talk about what to do, beyond vague recommendations for staying the course or long-term timetables for withdrawal. That is because politicians running for election want to deliver good news, and there is nothing about Iraq - including withdrawal scenarios - that is anything but ominous."

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    From ThousandDemons : Thors, I think we ALL got that letter at some point or other. It's very much a "Form letter". This makes me think that Jerky's not even available to write these letters, and that it's someone else's doing. I hope that I'm wrong, of course.

    From thors : Hey everybody! I just got an email from Jerky! At least they say they are Jerky and it sounds like him too.

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    I'm doing okay, but my bosses (yes, I have bosses) have assigned me
    other tasks here at work, seeing as the Dirt can no longer justify its
    own existance, fiscally speaking.

    They have, however, allowed me the opportunity to update the Dirt
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    From Six : Yes Legion, I do too. It's a shame he/she can't leave hyperlinks so that we too can enjoy the pleasures from to whichever site he/she would leave us a hyperlink. I bet it's a well-thought out personal blog, or perhaps a charming and delightful website on politics. Maybe even porn! But somehow I doubt it.

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    From Six : You can't post but you can leave comments. Just click on there where it says "0 COMMENTS." I threw some borderline hatelinks in there to stir up some controversy, but alas, nobody reads it, or cares to comment on it.

    From daddybear : Oh that article I thought it was about Bullshit artists damn Legion my bad! And what Happened to Rcg Was that Frank in a tantrum when he realized that not everybody was going to help him seed the internet with his dvd's got pissed and shut down the warforum the rest is still up and running.And hey Six how the hell do you post on YA ? Most it lets me do is read the archives and curent articles.

    From daddybear : Oh that article I thought it was about Bullshit artists damn Legion my bad! And what Happened to Rcg Was that Frank in a tantrum when he realized that not everybody was going to help him seed the internet with his dvd's got pissed and shut down the warforum the rest is still up and running.And hey Six how the hell do you post on YA ? Most it lets me do is read the archives and curent articles.

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    From Legion : A kiss for all you Hotti's


    From ThousandDemons : That was you? Ye sher did fool me.
    Sucks that OOPF had those tantrums, but did he have to be THAT easily offended? And by Maj. A$$hole? Come on...anyone who can be that easily offended shouldn't be reading the Dirt in the first place...

    From FireFox : Heh, I knew it was you, Chuck. Your puppet was for fun. His were for praising himself. Annathule...how are you?

    From Major Asshole HQ Fifth SIG : I guess the Asshole is out of the bag. I dont matter anyway if NOPF never reopens RCG. He was booted from the DF for questioning TPTB too much whether or not it was the "real" Jerky. That's when he reopened RCG, but I guess he didn't like the same treatment directed towards him. If it sounds like I don't Frank, it's cause I lost a lot of respect for him when he banned Firefox of all people with one of his little tantrums

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    Lovin you always and hatin you more
    Legion


    From annathule : Ha Chuck! I knew ya was Major A$$hole HQ th SIG!! Had'ja nailed!!! hehehe Well, at least now I know who got kicked out of RCG. But why everyone?? I didn't post ignorant/silly/stupid/offensive stuff and I can't get on either! And since when was OOPF banned? Why?? AARRGGHH!! I'M LOST!

    From annathule : Ha Chuck! I knew ya was Major A$$hole HQ th SIG!! Had'ja nailed!!! hehehe Well, at least now I know who got kicked out of RCG. But why everyone?? I didn't post ignorant/silly/stupid/offensive stuff and I can't get on either! And since when was OOPF banned? Why?? AARRGGHH!! I'M LOST!

    From Chuck U Farley : NOPF's motive for shutting RCG down the 2nd time might also have had something to do with him being banned from this site, but nobody boycotted the DD/DF enmasse to support him. But Firefox, you DO know whick sockpuppet was mine not all of them were Frank's, but I did ask him B4 I created my "alter-ego."

    From Six : It was because of his bipolarity, ThousandDemons. YOPF felt the filthy and encroaching stink of others, so he had to jump ship before people had an impact on his identity.

    Yawning Anus is my blog, but I abandoned being a secret agency administrator. Now I'm just a disgruntled worker bitching about my former employer and leaking out some pretty tight security-type info to the common man.

    From ThousandDemons : Was that because of his own belief system?
    I wonder how he managed to reconcile that and being here amongst we, the unwashed.
    Anyhoosit, 6, you no longer with the Yawning Anus?

    From Six : Well ThousandDemons, RCG banned everybody. That's what happened. YOPF decided he didn't like having a website where "Dirty" people posted. Twice. Or more. So we're back to posting on the Dirtfiles forum again. Come post on yawninganus dot blogspot dot com. I don't give a crap what you say or post, but I don't have the techknowhow to give anybody anything community driven and spectacular.

    From ThousandDemons : Hey, what happened to RCG?
    Does't seem to be there.
    Turn away for a few days, and no more RCG?

    From wheres jerky : Maybe a prize should be offered to whoever can find him?

    From Six : Yeah Keetz (I'm assuming you're not one of the sock puppets)...RCG was a real bipolar community. YOPF was either completely angry about something stupid or totally happy and manic about something stupid. His multiple personalities didn't help the situation. A tweaked out lithium treatment oughta stabilize him.

    And Daddybear and Firefox, let us pray to the Spaghetti Monster that our old pal Sofaking surfaces real soon. Our old pal Jerky too, but Sofaking at this point seems more apt to seep a little go

    From Master of Bation : When are you going to start posting this damn web site? I neeeeeeeeeed my fix like a crackhead.

    From daddybear : yeah sent Sofa a note the other day and got no reply yet . Wonder if his new site is going ok?

    From FireFox : I haven't heard from him lately, Six. Think I'll call him later.

    From Six : Anybody heard from Sofaking lately?

    From Chuck U Farley : Check out the Blonde on DD's "Freepic 6" She's the one I said that I kept seeing every April & October for the last few years. Told Ya the Freepics have been on Autopilot.

    From Chuck U Farley : Six, that's exactly what I told NOPF (that's not a typo) about FF.

    From FireFox : Keetz, I called him on all of his sock-puppets in the forum and his being a big puss.

    From Six : Yikes he kicked Firefox out of RCG? Firefox spent a lot of time and energy helping establish it. That just goes to prove the gloryhole theory. And you know what tonight is....

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    From Keetz : lol Six. Good observation.... I got the email from YOPF saying he had kicked someone. What actually happened? Things at the RCG forum always seem a bit bi-polar. C'mon Firefox, what did you do?? p

    From Chuck U Farley : Frank is probably hiding and pouting somewhere. I wrote to him right after he kicked Firefox out of RCG, & he responded with his usual "It's MY fucking site, Godammit!" Oh Well.

    From Six : Well Keetz, I hear YOPF is working the Thursday Night gloryhole with Our Old Pal Jerky while RCG is undergoing some changes, namely becoming an e-gloryhole that YOPF can tend to on Thursday nights.

    From Keetz : I see things are still buzzing round here! I stay away for a couple of weeks but the itch returned. Still the same old sh*t. What happened to RCG forum? Is YOPF holding his breath in a huff?

    From Six : Whoa. The Letters section even's nastier than the kinky turns our old pal Jerky's career path is taking. I remember for a while he quit running letters looking for penis enlargement/ejaculate volume increasing devices, chemicals, vitamins, etc. because, quite frankly, word leaked out in ropy spurts that he was an authority on the subject.

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    From Legion : Like a spurned lover I am really very unhappy now. My love has turned baaaaaad.
    I now realise how much I love the _Daily_ Dirt and how annoyed and upset (irrationally now) at the fact that Jerky has left us (me) to the droll, chickenhawk, idiocy of mainstream media.
    Jerky come home

    or I WILLHATEYOUFOREVEMUTHAFUCKA





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